Women!

[ro's pants]

and i suppose blokes are the perfect specimin are they?. well ben roberts is any way

 

[The Large One]

And just what exactly is the correct answer to"Does my bum look big in this?"

Yep, f***ing huge, dear. I'll run out of petrol trying to get round that. Can we go out now, please?

Try that, see what happens.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I heard he said that to a lady in Amsterdam last weekend. And then gave her some cash soon after

She said the generous tip I left will help pay for liposuction

 

[Stumpy Tim]

She said the generous tip I left will help pay for liposuction

Dirty bastard

 

[Yoda]

Also they have that special place called 'side'. For example, you're looking for your car-keys and ask the misses. She says, '...they're on the side'. Being a bloke, you can't find 'side' therefore query it with 'er where she promptly disappears for 2 secs to reappear with the keys.

Lee Evans! Loved that sketch.

 

[Juan Albion]

"You don't sweat much for a fat bird, do you.." - Danny Seagull

- and most other blokes for the last 50 years at least.

 

[NMH]

It's bizarre how we are expected to know what they are thinking about, from those 'obvious clues' (that only make sense after they accuse you of ignoring those obvious clues).

Women will react drastically to a man 'not reading the clues' rather than actually TELL the poor sod in PLAIN ENGLISH wtf they are thinking!

ow it makes me m.....m......mmmm.......
''put the axe down Mungo''.......

 

[JJ McClure]

When your lady says, do you think I'm fat your suppose to say , no sweetheart of course your not, even if they have put on 6 stone since you met them and look like an Elephant Seal. Every bloke knows that !.

yeah, I hate it when a bitch let's herself slide