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women - tedius?



Westdene Seagull

aka Cap'n Carl Firecrotch
NSC Patron
Oct 27, 2003
21,046
The arse end of Hangleton
The double standards of NSC is funny - it will destroy anyone who demonstrates any kind of bigotry or discrimination - except sexism which it embraces with open arms!

I'm not sure discussing common traits in women is necessarily sexism.
 




The only thing I won't do alongside my wife is go shopping, supermarket shopping is fine though.

The one and only time we did go clothes shopping together was the closest we ever came to divorce.
 


hans kraay fan club

The voice of reason.
Helpful Moderator
Mar 16, 2005
61,383
Chandlers Ford
The one and only time we did go clothes shopping together was the closest we ever came to divorce.

Schoolboy error.

Saying that I regularly 'go shopping*' with my wife.

*We drive to town. She goes shopping, while I drink coffee somewhere with pretty girls walking by, and free wi-fi to keep me happy.
 








deletebeepbeepbeep

Well-known member
May 12, 2009
20,966
The double standards of NSC is funny - it will destroy anyone who demonstrates any kind of bigotry or discrimination - except sexism which it embraces with open arms!

I was just thinking this, unbelievable.

Yes each and every woman on this planet is tedious :rollseyes:
 




hans kraay fan club

The voice of reason.
Helpful Moderator
Mar 16, 2005
61,383
Chandlers Ford
Schoolboy error,

My wife drives, I go find a bar.

Mine doesn't drive. Given the extent of how ridiculously poor her spatial awareness is, this is just as well, to be honest.

"Ooh there's a space" <points at space half the length of our estate car>
"Why don't we put the sofa in there" <indicates window bay 3 feet shorter than sofa>
etc
 




Mine doesn't drive. Given the extent of how ridiculously poor her spatial awareness is, this is just as well, to be honest.

"Ooh there's a space" <points at space half the length of our estate car>
"Why don't we put the sofa in there" <indicates window bay 3 feet shorter than sofa>
etc

Curiously, my wife is excellent at parallel parking, much better than I am but has often gone out and bought stuff that doesn't fit where she wants it to go.
 


Oct 25, 2003
23,964
my girlfriends MAIN complaint about me is that I don't get annoyed with her...even when she's purposefully trying to be annoying because she herself is in a bad mood and wants me to be in one as well

crazy...but brilliant
 


Nibble

New member
Jan 3, 2007
19,238
Nod, agree, smile and then do whatever the **** you were going to do in the first place. It's a winning formula.
 












Wilko

LUZZING chairs about
Sep 19, 2003
9,924
BN1
I think if you live with anyone (male or female) for a long period of time then their little habits will grate. It has nothing to do with gender. In my experience the biggest frustration with females for me is that they do not say what they mean, in fact often the complete opposite. There must be literally millions of arguments all over the world on a daily basis because of this.
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glasfryn

cleaning up cat sick
Nov 29, 2005
20,261
somewhere in Eastbourne
the thing that annoys me most is the one inch thick pile of labels taken off clothes and shoes before going to the charity shop


they are now out of fashion

coarse they they have been hiding in the wardrobe for so many years they blink when coming into the daylight
 




hart's shirt

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
10,212
Kitbag in Dubai
The trouble with women is that they're just so moreish...
 


SIMMO SAYS

Well-known member
Jul 31, 2012
11,717
Incommunicado
My two boy's left home years ago,so I'm left with my 50 year old wife and daughters of 21 & 13 years old.
It is like living in a different world. At any one time they are not talking to each other or me, or to their family/school/work colleagues.
Then all of these people are suddenly invited to parties/anniversary's/bar-b-ques etc. only to be slagged off as soon as they leave.
Jeeeeeezzzzzzz!:mad:
 


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