Withdean Singing. Do I not like this.

[Commander]

What is with the constant taking the piss out of ourselves for being gay? I know a bit of self-mocking is good, and can be quite funny, for example "1-0 to the nancy boys" or "You've lost to a bunch of poofs", or even "I'd rather shag a poofter than a sheep." However, last night people were constantly singing about KY jelly up the arse, and "mint sauce for a lubricant." amongst other things. Well I'm sorry, but apart from making me feel quite queasy, I reckon this makes us sound like a bunch of idiots. Luckily the away fans are so far away I doubt they can hear it anyway.

 

[watsongooal]

Mint Sauce would not work as a lubricant as it is Vinegar based and so would sting. Mint Jelly however (available in all good supermarkets) would be a munch better alternative

 

[eagles #1]

What is with the constant taking the piss out of ourselves for being gay? I know a bit of self-mocking is good, and can be quite funny, for example "1-0 to the nancy boys" or "You've lost to a bunch of poofs", or even "I'd rather shag a poofter than a sheep." However, last night people were constantly singing about KY jelly up the arse, and "mint sauce for a lubricant." amongst other things. Well I'm sorry, but apart from making me feel quite queasy, I reckon this makes us sound like a bunch of idiots. Luckily the away fans are so far away I doubt they can hear it anyway.

it does make you sound very sad, but we all know your gay so i suppose theres nothing wrong with you admitting it.

 

[watsongooal]

In all serious ness it is good singing one nil to the Nancy/Batty boys in retaliation. But to sing unprovoked is a bit twatty

 

[Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms]

Re: Re: Withdean Singing. Do I not like this.

it does make you sound very sad, but we all know your gay so i suppose theres nothing wrong with you admitting it.

You know our gay?

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Re: Re: Re: Withdean Singing. Do I not like this.

You know our gay?

 

[Curious Orange]

Re: Re: Withdean Singing. Do I not like this.

but we all know your gay

Popular in Croydon is he?

 

[Skaville]

He's the only gay in the village.

 

[3gulls]

What is with the constant taking the piss out of ourselves for being gay? I know a bit of self-mocking is good, and can be quite funny, for example "1-0 to the nancy boys" or "You've lost to a bunch of poofs", or even "I'd rather shag a poofter than a sheep." However, last night people were constantly singing about KY jelly up the arse, and "mint sauce for a lubricant." amongst other things. Well I'm sorry, but apart from making me feel quite queasy, I reckon this makes us sound like a bunch of idiots. Luckily the away fans are so far away I doubt they can hear it anyway.

It makes me very worried about who is sitting behind me!

When I looked at our fans at Crewe on Saturday to look for my mates, there were a lot of strange looking "men". Perhapse some of our fans do not regard queers with the same distaste as others.

 

[Trigger]

Sherlock Holmes & Watson were at home one night and very bored as there were no cases to solve, Sherlock decided he'd like to take Watson up the pooper, Watson thought this was a great idea so off he dashed to get the KY jelly, he then came back with it, they lubed up but Sherlock couldn't get it in so Watson dashed off to get the vaseline, he came back and they lubed up again but Sherlock still couldn't get it in... They stood there puzzled for a while before Sherlock walked off, Sherlock came back 5 minutes later with some lemon curd so they lubed up with the lemon curd and Sherlock slid in straight away... Afterwards Watson turned to Sherlock and said how did you know the lemon curd would work?... Sherlock replied....








Lemonentry my dear Watson, lemonentry...














Coat on, taxi called...

 

[Commander]

Sherlock Holmes & Watson were at home one night and very bored as there were no cases to solve, Sherlock decided he'd like to take Watson up the pooper, Watson thought this was a great idea so off he dashed to get the KY jelly, he then came back with it, they lubed up but Sherlock couldn't get it in so Watson dashed off to get the vaseline, he came back and they lubed up again but Sherlock still couldn't get it in... They stood there puzzled for a while before Sherlock walked off, Sherlock came back 5 minutes later with some lemon curd so they lubed up with the lemon curd and Sherlock slid in straight away... Afterwards Watson turned to Sherlock and said how did you know the lemon curd would work?... Sherlock replied....








Lemonentry my dear Watson, lemonentry...

 

[Albion Dan]

Did someone sing at Withdean last night? I must have missed it!

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Did someone sing at Withdean last night? I must have missed it!

i thought the best bit was when the teams where being read out and there was utter silence