Why we love The French

[Wardy]

THAT is fast.

Not has fast as Mayo

 

[NF9]

Not has fast as Mayo

Are you on drugs? Hawkins is 50 times quicker than him!!!

 

[saafend_seagull]

Where the f*** is luxembourg anyway?

bordered with france belguim germany

 

[NF9]

bordered with france belguim germany

Haha, All I know about luxembourg is their football team is utter garbage they lose most matches like 10-0 dont they..?

 

[Lindfield by the Pond]

More a case of loving France than the French. If we owned it, it would be brilliant. As it stands, when we go there we weigh up the Pros and Cons, and generally the Pros (Better weather, nice countryside/beaches/food) is out weighed by the fact that is full (and I mean full) of French people.

Best solution is Paris in August.

Cheers
Monsieur "Roast Beef"

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

They smell of garlic.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

The French are cool. Great country.

I would recommend reading 'A year in the merde' by Stephen Clarke. Available in most bookshops and Charity Shops.

 

[SUIYHP]

the new metric system, made mathematics a million times easier

 

[fire&skill]

 

[Acker79]

I'm pretty sure I saw on QI that France have won more wars than any other country.

It was a group of self-serving politicians that surrendered to the Germans, not the french people, but it's given them a bad reputation they don't deserve. If it weren't for the French, the Brits would have won the American War of Independence.

 

[dougdeep]

Is it true they are all allergic to soap?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Is it true they are all allergic to soap?

No, you xenophobic

 

[cannedheat]

Is it true they are all allergic to soap?

Only around the armpits.

 

[cannedheat]

Le Pen

 

[pasty]

Where the f*** is luxembourg anyway?

About 2 hours from France on a very fast train

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Le Pen

Sarkozy without a mask, according to Brighton Legend Eric Cantona.

 

[The Uninvited Guest]

I blame the French for inventing Homosexuality.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I blame the French for inventing Homosexuality.

I blame the Bonobo Monkeys. Interestingly enough, apparently the Y chromosone is dying out and there will be no male species in about 5 million years. Who is going to respond to the question 'Does my bum look big in this?'

 

[The Phoenix]

British architect.

 

[getreal1]

we don't