WHY wasn't I TOLD ?

[Ernest]

I thought the TRAIN to Falmer was a TAD quiet and there was NO queue of LICKERS to get into Dicks SO why didn't THE club tell ME we were PLAYING tomorrow ?

I wasted all afternoon ON a STUPID wild GOOSE chase just because THE club CAN'T do it's JOB.

DISGRACEFUL scenes

 

[Voice of Reason]

This is a wind up isn't it? Good try! If it isn't then you are beyond hope.

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

You should have gone with the rest of us to watch Plymouth play. There was space in the van for you. GREEN ARMY!

 

[BlueBeau]

Course its a windup... Dicks isn't open on a Saturday!!

 

[Peever]

I assume this is in reaction to the comment on the "No ones there" thread or however its worded saying he was on his way

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

I ended up in Holmbush shopping and would have gladly been at an empty Falmer Stadium.

 

[wonkydog]

Ernest.......if this is not a wind up, then i have 2 questions for you 1. do you expect to be individually informed. 2. do you not read anything on the official club website?
Because if the answer is 1, you are clearly deluded about your own importance, if it is 2. then i suggest you do so in the future, as the rest of Suusex has been aware of this for 2months after the club announced it on the website.

OF COURSE>>>>YOU COULD ALSO BE EXTREMELY STUPID..

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

Ernest.......if this is not a wind up, then i have 2 questions for you 1. do you expect to be individually informed. 2. do you not read anything on the official club website?
Because if the answer is 1, you are clearly deluded about your own importance, if it is 2. then i suggest you do so in the future, as the rest of Suusex has been aware of this for 2months after the club announced it on the website.

OF COURSE>>>>YOU COULD ALSO BE EXTREMELY STUPID..

*deep breath* He's being humorous. Treat 99% of Ernest's posts as wind-ups and you won't be too far off.

 

[Box of Frogs]

I thought the TRAIN to Falmer was a TAD quiet and there was NO queue of LICKERS to get into Dicks SO why didn't THE club tell ME we were PLAYING tomorrow ?

I wasted all afternoon ON a STUPID wild GOOSE chase just because THE club CAN'T do it's JOB.

DISGRACEFUL scenes

Your Caps Lock button appears to be sticking

 

[The Peanut Roaster]

Course its a windup... Dicks isn't open on a Saturday!!

Are kids allowed in?

Thinking of going there with my lad tomorrow.

 

[Ernest]

Ernest.......if this is not a wind up, then i have 2 questions for you 1. do you expect to be individually informed. 2. do you not read anything on the official club website?
Because if the answer is 1, you are clearly deluded about your own importance, if it is 2. then i suggest you do so in the future, as the rest of Suusex has been aware of this for 2months after the club announced it on the website.

OF COURSE>>>>YOU COULD ALSO BE EXTREMELY STUPID..

WHAT gives you THE impression THAT I am extremely STUPID ?

 

[chucky1973]

i was there at the Amex today, you all missed a great game, Brighton won 5-0, fanstatic team performance, Harley was awesome and scored a hat-trick, Reyes scored a 30 yard volley and to top it off Painter scored with a header. Awesome, you lot must be gutted

 

[Mr Everyone]

Ernest.......if this is not a wind up, then i have 2 questions for you 1. do you expect to be individually informed. 2. do you not read anything on the official club website?
Because if the answer is 1, you are clearly deluded about your own importance, if it is 2. then i suggest you do so in the future, as the rest of Suusex has been aware of this for 2months after the club announced it on the website.

OF COURSE>>>>YOU COULD ALSO BE EXTREMELY STUPID..

..or EXTREMELY funny..

 

[upthealbion1970]

Nice to see ERNEST catching a few

 

[Cheshire Cat]

WHAT gives you THE impression THAT I am extremely STUPID ?

The previous 13,418 posts provide a clue.

 

[Steveapps71]

WHAT gives you THE impression THAT I am extremely STUPID ?

Ernest is the new Harry Hill. I think you should be Hon. President of NSC

 

[Muzzy]

I love ern! He brings a bit of fun to this forum! Top man.

 

[Beach Hut]

It never ceases to amaze how many are caught by Ernest fishing, top bombing

 

[Paddy B]

i was there at the Amex today, you all missed a great game, Brighton won 5-0, fanstatic team performance, Harley was awesome and scored a hat-trick, Reyes scored a 30 yard volley and to top it off Painter scored with a header. Awesome, you lot must be gutted

You must have been one of those johnny leave earlys because in the 89th minute there was a mass brawl amongst all 22 players and the bench. after the police had separated the warring factions ref sent off Noone for biting the Gk ear off Reyes for "inappropriate touching" and CMS for inserting his crimpers up the centre halfs arse. Barnsley then scored 6 in the 15 minutes injury time

 

[NMH]

It never ceases to amaze how many are caught by Ernest fishing, top bombing

You have had YEARS conversing with this Ernest figment, so you never cease to amaze y'self.