Why Not... Official Eurovision Thread (A Tribute to Terry Wogan)

[Hoggy]

i will be voting for the russian fitties

 

[Dave the OAP]

vote hungary now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:

 

[Crazy Cornish Gal]

Russia to win

Uk top 10 by the way the blonde bloke is not queer

He is by a mile!! (and if he's not i'm having him)

 

[vulture]

Just a wild STAB in the dark - is the dark-haired one GAY?

Think he has a few stabs in a certain area

 

[Hiney]

This is your captain speaking; I’d like to welcome you aboard this Eurovision flight
The duration will be 3 minutes exactly – now sit back, relax and enjoy the flight

Ba-ba-da, Ba-ba-da, Ba-da-da-ba, ba-da
Duty free madam?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ba-ba-da, Ba-ba-da, Ba-da-da-ba, ba-da
We’re flying the flag all over the world - Flying the flag for you

London to Berlin
All the way from Paris to Tallinn
Helsinki on to Prague
Don’t matter where we are –yeah yeah ye-ah

Flying high in Amsterdam
Why don’t you catch us if you can
Now we’re cruising in the sky
And we’re singing it for you

Ba-ba-da, Ba-ba-da, Ba-da-da-ba, ba-da
Some salted nuts sir?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ba-ba-da, Ba-ba-da, Ba-da-da-ba, ba-da

We’re flying the flag all over the world
Flying the flag for you
Would you like a complimentary drink with your meal sir?
We’re flying the flag all over the world
Flying the flag for you…

Ladies & Gentlemen, your exits are located here, here and here
To fasten your seatbelt insert the fitting
To use the life vest, slip it over your head
Pull firmly on the red cord and blow into the mouthpiece

Ba-ba-da, Ba-ba-da, Ba-da-da-ba, ba-da
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ba-ba-da, Ba-ba-da, Ba-da-da-ba, ba-da

We’re flying the flag all over the world
Flying the flag for you

We’re flying the flag all over the world - yes we’re flying - take you all around the world
Flying the flag for you
Would you like something to suck on for landing sir?
We’re flying the flag all over the world - yes we’re flying - take you all around the world
Flying the flag for you…

We’d like to thank you for flying with us today

 

[vulture]

He is by a mile!! (and if he's not i'm having him)

He is straight he has a well fit bird

 

[The Wookiee]

vote hungary now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Carol Vorderman

 

[Dave the OAP]

i thought the finnish song was rocktastic


:guitar: :guitar: :guitar: :guitar: :guitar: :guitar: :guitar: :guitar: :guitar: :guitar: :guitar: :guitar:

 

[Crazy Cornish Gal]

He is straight he has a well fit bird

Arse

 

[vulture]

i thought the finnish song was rocktastic


:guitar: :guitar: :guitar: :guitar: :guitar: :guitar: :guitar: :guitar: :guitar: :guitar: :guitar: :guitar:

Dave are you and youre male friends enjoying the show

 

[Dave the OAP]

me the missus and the youngest daughter are having a ball

 

[Ernest]

Serbia will win FACT

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

UKRAINE to win

 

[Knightsworld]

How the f*** is that song from Ukraine favourite.

 

[vulture]

me the missus and the youngest daughter are having a ball

More salted nuts sir

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Come on the UK you bastards whats wrong with you lot

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

How the f*** is that song from Ukraine favourite.

The song isn't, the act is.

Our entry is just Steps all over

 

[Ernest]

a fat lezzie singing a power ballad in Serb CANNOT fail

 

[Ernest]

The song isn't, the act is.

Our entry is just Steps all over

Steps lite as it is

 

[vulture]

The song isn't, the act is.

Our entry is just Steps all over

they were shit 5 years ago and called the poor mans steps then

And to think we could of had justin hawkins