Why is snow like sex?

[Jimmy Grimble]

So it's not your number....?

Then who the f*** HAVE I been texting and ringing every weekend in the small hours as instructed by Conboy and Paxo!?

That was Seagull Tim.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Ohhh.

I thought Safe WAS Seagull Tim?

Sorry Safers.

 

[Safe.]

So it's not your number....?

Then who the f*** HAVE I been texting and ringing every weekend in the small hours as instructed by Conboy and Paxo!?

Not me, appology accepted.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Shall I continue giving this Tim chap sexually explicit phone calls when drunk? Poor lamb sounded like he was in mortal peril last few times.

 

[lucas164111]

Ohhh.

I thought Safe WAS Seagull Tim?

Sorry Safers.

 

[Safe.]

Has the number text you back?

 

[lucas164111]

Safe. I think you should remove 'Timmy Tank Taylor' to avoid further confusion.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Yes Safe, you should.

Few texts back (and returned calls when I'm dead to the world the next morning) usually stuff like "who is this"

Then I forget about him til the next time I'm on the lash

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Ah well, anyway let's continue to let him live in fear of my anal rape threats.

 

[Safe.]

They actually text back.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Did you wank while sending the threats?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

No but I twirled my wet finger round my nipples and toyed with my belly button


Is that gay?

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

No but I twirled my wet finger round my nipples and toyed with my belly button


Is that gay?

I hope not. I always do it in the shower with my Herbal Essences.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

07843 749876

This number will be in all the public toilets around Sussex by the weekend as a wind up.

 

[Michael Bolton]

Safe. what you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber having listened to it. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.

Anyway you're a virgin Safe, so how would you know? :S

In fact, I'd bet my toupee that all of your 'crowd' are V plates.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Mine already is - how do you think I got piles?

 

[otk]

This number will be in all the public toilets around Sussex by the weekend as a wind up.

SIM cards in all corner shops @ £2.99

Simple!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

The aggrieved tone of messages in this thread leads me to envision the first time I saw Mrs Blair get fisted and the aromatic stench that followed.

Oh. My. Days.