[Albion] Why is anyone on NSC tonight?

[Sussex Nomad]

Is Alexis your imaginary friend ?

Shhhhhhhh

 

[OzMike]

My daughter just told me what Alexis is, new one on me as I have never heard of it.
Does it make comments when unprompted like the self service checkouts ?
Drives me nuts and like being with the wife, every second it goes off.
'Put shopping in baggage area', 'do you want to continue', 'please swipe your rewards card', ' do you want a printed receipt', 'thank you for shopping at Coles'.
Yesterday I told it to 'shut up' and did get a few strange glances.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Creases in jeans is like socks with sandals, just not right and good morning.

You know you've gone wrong when you're getting fashion tips from an Aussie

 

[OzMike]

You know you've gone wrong when you're getting fashion tips from an Aussie

Born and bred in Brighton mate, only been here a few years.

 

[maffew]

My daughter just told me what Alexis is, new one on me as I have never heard of it.
Does it make comments when unprompted like the self service checkouts ?
Drives me nuts and like being with the wife, every second it goes off.
'Put shopping in baggage area', 'do you want to continue', 'please swipe your rewards card', ' do you want a printed receipt', 'thank you for shopping at Coles'.
Yesterday I told it to 'shut up' and did get a few strange glances.

I think it only does stuff when you start the command with saying the name

Think someone here said what if your dog of wife was called Alexis would be quite funny

 

[AmexRuislip]

Q: How many NSC subscribers dies it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer to follow...............

 

[maffew]

Q: How many NSC subscribers dies it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer to follow...............

Well?

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

 

[AmexRuislip]

Well?

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

I was hoping the idea would be that people would post what they wanted as the answer

 

[maffew]

Q: How many NSC subscribers dies it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer to follow...............

ok 188 Palace subscribers with combined brain storming, and an instruction manual. Most other members could do it on their own

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Q: How many NSC subscribers dies it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer to follow...............

465... 1 to change it and 464 to criticise the way he done it.

 

[dazzer6666]

I think it only does stuff when you start the command with saying the name

Think someone here said what if your dog of wife was called Alexis would be quite funny

Dog of wife ? Bit harsh.....

 

[darkwolf666]

You don't?

Not while I'm wearing them...

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Not while I'm wearing them...

You haven't lived.

 

[darkwolf666]

You haven't lived.

Sat in a bath with them on to shrink to fit, just not sure about ironing them while wearing them!

 

[maffew]

Why is anyone on NSC tonight? I got insomnia

 

[OzMike]

Q: How many NSC subscribers dies it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer to follow...............

None, Alexis will do it.