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Why don't people keep cows as pets?
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Blazing Apostle
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- Jul 30, 2011
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I swapped mine for some magic beans
gregbrighton
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Love that guys vids!
el punal
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That has got to be the original cock and bull story.
They certainly don't look upon cows as such in Aberdeen. There was a celebrated case in The Press and Journal a number of years back, maybe even true, where a motorist was up in court for having, er, carnal knowledge of a cow. In his defence, the defendant claimed he got caught short on the way back from the pub, nipped over a dyke to relieve himself, and the cow reversed into him. Not sure if it ever stood up in court...
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That has got to be the original cock and bull story.
- Apr 5, 2014
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That was a little trippy. Especially the Acrachows.
Dick Swiveller
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Jeff Minter who wrote loads of old computer games has a smallholding in Wales where he keeps sheep and Llamas as pets. Don't know if he has cows but he definitely has farm animals as pets - he actually Periscopes feeding and cuddling them on Twitter.
https://twitter.com/llamasoft_ox/status/750624736116432896
https://twitter.com/llamasoft_ox/status/750624736116432896
Return of the Rev
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glasfryn
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they are big and **** a lot
and how exactly would you get them to the vet?
and how exactly would you get them to the vet?
turienzo's lovechild
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terrible for the environment as well
gregbrighton
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My idea of heaven, that!
gregbrighton
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The vet comes to you.
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Sweeney Todd
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I nearly married one.
British Bulldog
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Dread to think what size litter tray you would need while you try and house train it?
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I think he may be local. This Worthing seafront offering is rather splendid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Xa4bHcJu8
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He is. Welcome to Cyriak. Here's his new one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKPhjkw3Y84
And here he is, speaking about the booth museum amongst other stuff that's influenced him. I went to a talk of his about 4 years ago in Brighton. I think I love him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3NhV7QtoyI
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vegster
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Yep, dangerous buggers they are, had one start on me near Cissbury Ring once, also proven killers.
https://www.thebmc.co.uk/taking-care-around-cows