Why do you never hear players fart during matches?

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Or sneeze?

Or yawn?

Or pick their noses and eat it?

Or even scratch?

 

[bhaexpress]

What do you want ? A blow by blow account ?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I just find it weird. They're only human after all.

 

[Sonic The Hedgehog]

Because the Albion fans drown out all other noises.

Except at Withdean, obviously.

 

[JJ McClure]

I was watching the play-off final again the other day and noticed Gary Hart coughing, does that count?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I didn't know picking your nose had a sound...

It does in Croydon

SQUELCH..... "look Ma, dinner!"

 

[magoo]

They don't pick their noses, they put one finger over one side and blast out the snot!

 

[Gazwag]

I was watching the play-off final again the other day and noticed Gary Hart coughing, does that count?

And Leon had a hard on when he scored, I was the wrong side to see it there but I've seen the pictures, don't see that often at a game

 

[Biscuit]

And Leon had a hard on when he scored, I was the wrong side to see it there but I've seen the pictures, don't see that often at a game

lol, that was HILLARIOUS!

 

[eastlondonseagull]

I remember doing a 100m at school and farting all the way down the track. Every stride, I parped. Brilliant thing was everyone else started giggling, slowed down and I won! Yey!

Methinks a dodgy curry the night b4 a game could be a useful weapon against these Championship defences.

 

[Easy 10]

I remember doing a 100m at school and farting all the way down the track. Every stride, I parped. Brilliant thing was everyone else started giggling, slowed down and I won! Yey!

Methinks a dodgy curry the night b4 a game could be a useful weapon against these Championship defences.

If I'd been in that race, I'd have doubled my efforts to get in front of you.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Aye, with my arse that's probably a good idea.

 

[Parson Henry]

Did any of you know that it is a farting tradition in the Druids Head pub in the lanes. In fact there is a 'Farting Gallery there. Just ask the landlord next time you are in.

Hadlee (trumper extraordinaire!) is a legend in that pub!!!

 

[Long Saulty Seagull]

It's the new kit. The shorts have silencers built in.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Why do they never catch their sleeves on something as they're running out of the tunnel as well

 

[Marshy]

I always get rid of a huge burp before kick off....kind of a superstition now !