[Politics] Why do we persevere with standing urination?

[jamie (not that one)]

I think we need an anonymous poll.

*edit - I don't know how to do that. Oh well.

 

[Fungus]

Always sit down when I pee in the night. Saves waking up.

 

[grubbyhands]

Sitting down for me, have done for years. 6'4" equals substantial "piss bounce"whilst standing.

 

[jamie (not that one)]

Sitting down for me, have done for years. 6'4" equals substantial "piss bounce"whilst standing.

My exact height and issue.

 

[Mackenzie]

Try popping a table tennis ball into the bowl, it gives the fellas of the house a “sporty” target to aim at eliminating the pee up the wall/floor/mirror/seat problem and makes toilet time fun.

 

[Worthing exile]

I prefer to sit but find I have to sit further back to get my manhood past the seat front

 

[banjo]

I find at my age it is best to sit down as I am never quite sure what will happen!

 

[Dick Head]

I got told off for pissing on the seat the other day. To make matters worse the driver threw me off the bus before my stop and I had to stagger home under my own steam.

 

[maltaseagull]

I find at my age it is best to sit down as I am never quite sure what will happen!

Ironically, when you are even older,you may not be sure that you can get up again.

 

[blue-shifted]

I find, that having kids is perfect cover. So if the toilet seat has been left up and there's piss all over the floor, probably it wasn't anything to do with me

 

[blue-shifted]

Always sit down when I pee in the night. Saves waking up.

normally it's evaporated by the morning

 

[BN9 BHA]

I only ever wee sitting down if at all possible . I was taught when I was younger ( many years ago ) that urinals / weeing standing up was a very uncoath thing to do and only for the working classes . Although I consider myself no particular class , that has always stuck with me .

I've been wondering for a while about this one being a parody account

 

[Algernon]

Sitting is for sh*tting, standing is for waving

Du alter Dinosaurier

 

[jakarta]

Forget Who can play at Left Back? and Brexit Threads, this is NSC at its finest...

 

[BN9 BHA]

I never sit down when I go for a slash, also I have never used the toilet and looked at my phone, seen a few posts mentioning this, odd behaviour in my book.

An old friend would describe a bloke that is a bit soft, as - " He sits down when he goes for a piss "

 

[dangull]

Surely its just quicker to unzip and let it go rather than the sit down method. Its an advantage being a male in that respect, as I remember a few drunken ladies in the past who couldn't find a toilet hiding behind cars in an ungainly squat getting their knickers wet etc. Quite funny, when a male would just go against a wall in a similar situation.

 

[beorhthelm]

sitting for the first of the day, bearly awake has been routine for a long time. otherwise standing is easier.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Sit down at home stand up away...bit like watching the Albion

 

[Madafwo]

Where do you think most of my posts come from?

Its the only chance I get to have any time to myself with a 2 year old and a 10 week old in the house, constantly.

I might spend a bit too long in here sometimes though, I've almost headbutted the shower when I've got up after a particularly long stint and my legs have gone dead.

 

[Shooting Star]

Really, why? It's clearly not the best method considering we either piss on the seat or floor half the time and even when we do perform a perfect deployment there will always be some droplets. Why are we so hostile towards the notion of just sitting down?

There seems to be a movement of "Sitzpinklers" in Germany that have embraced the lady method, I just can't bring myself to do it and I have no idea why not as it's clearly the logical move.

Remember when people had carpet in the toilet? Bit grim looking back.

I sit down wee most of the time for the following three reasons:

1. No sprayage (like you mentioned).
2. Comfier.
3. Widens your options.

I only stand up wee at the football for convenience.