Whos staying up until midnight?

[seagully]

I'm staying up and getting pissed to help ease the pain and disappointment of not signing anyone

 

[Mendoza]

10.25

Scottish fruit tart with whisky

Ingredients
340g/12oz sweet shortcrust pastry mix
finely grated zest of 1 lemon
For the filling
110g/4oz soft dark brown sugar
110g/4oz butter
1 tbsp golden syrup
2 medium eggs, beaten
grated zest of 1 lemon
110g/4oz currants
55g/2oz sultanas
55g/2oz raisins
55g/2oz walnuts, chopped
2 tbsp whisky/or juice of 1 lemon



Method
1. Make the pastry according to the packet instructions, with the addition of grated lemon zest. Leave to rest for 20 minutes before rolling.
2. Roll out the pastry 2-3 mm /1/8 in thick and line a 20cm/8 in flan ring, pressing gently into the edge for a neat finish. Leaving it untrimmed, refrigerate for a further 20 minutes.
3. Pre-heat the oven to 200C/ 400F/Gas 6. The top edge of the pastry can either be left hanging over during cooking - to trim once baked - or it can be pressed and trimmed for a pinched finish.
4. Line the ring with greaseproof paper, fill with baking beans or rice and cook in the pre-heated oven for 15-20 minutes.
5. Remove from the oven and lift the paper and rice or beans from the case.
6. For the filling, reduce the oven temperature to 190C/375F/Gas 5.
7. Gently melt the sugar, butter and golden syrup in a saucepan. Remove from the heat and whisk in the beaten eggs. Add the lemon zest, fruits, walnuts and whisky or lemon juice. Mix together well and spoon into the pastry case.
8. Bake for 20-25 minutes. Remove from the oven and leave to relax. Serve warm or cold, with pouring/whipped cream, custard or ice cream.

 

[Trigger]

Scottish fruit tart with whisky

Do you have the recipe for Scottish fruit cake with size 10 boot up his arse?...

 

[Mendoza]

Do you have the recipe for Scottish fruit cake with size 10 boot up his arse?...

Ingredients
1 Lardy Jocko Clown
4 talented players
1 Trigger shaped size 10 boot
1 football team
32 pieces of paper
2 velvet bags

Method

Take one lardy jocko clown, mix that with 4 talented players
Argue in public for 3 months
Stir for a bit longer
Air the mix in public for no reason
Stew 1 talented player in reserves for 4 months
Take another talented player and drop him sticking up for 1st talented player
Take 1 football team, write the names of all 22 players on the paper, one player per piece of paper
place names of players in 1 velvet bag
Take the remaining 11 pieces of paper and write the 11 playing positions on those bits of paper
place position in other velvet bag
pick at random one name and one position
stew the remaining 2 talented players and hope for the best

take 1 trigger shaped boot and stick it up lardy jocko clown

 

[Caveman]

f*** it! I quit I'm going to bed, first thing in the morning I hope for some good news. Good night you filthy slags.

 

[Trigger]

Ingredients
1 Lardy Jocko Clown
4 talented players
1 Trigger shaped size 10 boot
1 football team
32 pieces of paper
2 velvet bags

Method

Take one lardy jocko clown, mix that with 4 talented players
Argue in public for 3 months
Stir for a bit longer
Air the mix in public for no reason
Stew 1 talented player in reserves for 4 months
Take another talented player and drop him sticking up for 1st talented player
Take 1 football team, write the names of all 22 players on the paper, one player per piece of paper
place names of players in 1 velvet bag
Take the remaining 11 pieces of paper and write the 11 playing positions on those bits of paper
place position in other velvet bag
pick at random one name and one position
stew the remaining 2 talented players and hope for the best

take 1 trigger shaped boot and stick it up lardy jocko clown

 

[Black Country Seagull]

11pm and still no signings - and yet strangley i'm surprised - still we will probably sign some pensioner or injury prone no hoper before 12 if we are lucky

 

[Albaman]

I.m getting to wonder whether its worth it? Staying up that is!