Whos is the most dangerous man in the world ?.

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

Ken Shamrock

 

[Pevenseagull]

Chuck Norris better not see the options on this thread or there's gonna be trouble

 

[Easy 10]

While playing the role of a Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot outs. When the director explained that he can’t do that, he replied, "Of course I can, I’m Chuck Norris," and roundhouse kicked him in the face.
When his martial arts prowess fails to resolve a situation, Chuck Norris plays dead. When playing dead doesn’t work, he plays zombie.
Chuck Norris was the original treasure in National Treasure.
It is common knowledge that there are three sides to the force: The Light Side, The Dark Side, and Chuck Norris.
Scientists used to believe that a diamond was the world’s hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norrisi.
Chuck Norris ate his weight at Godfathers pizza.
Chuck Norris carries a messenger bag. If you call it a purse, he pulls a baby out of the bag and throws it at you. The baby will blow up upon impact.
Chuck Norris has a stare that turns goat piss into gasoline.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris–more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris–robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single, however, so it was divided.
God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for a +500 gain to roundhouse ability.
New Years Eve 1998, Chuck Norris was at a party, when the clock struck twelve, instead of kissing someone, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked everyone at the party. He then proceeded to roundhouse kick everyone on the street, and the whole city. He has been doing this ever since.
Chuck Norris is the only male human to give birth. His only child; Vin Diesel.
Every time Chuck Norris does a roundhouse kick, an angel gets its wings.
One day Chuck Norris went shopping and he had grabbed the last can of pea soup off the counter. Just then Steven Segal, Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Godzilla walked in and turned to Chuck Norris and said, "Give us the pea soup Buck Morris!" right then Chuck Norris turned around and went, "The name is Chuck Norris!" and he brutally anniliated all three of them. The pea soup tasted especially good that night.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris defeated the Canadian Army with a rusty wooden spoon.
Chuck Norris can ejaculate through solid steel.
When Chuck Norris was denied a McGriddle at McDonalds because it was 10:35, He roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy’s.
Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heart burn.
A ducks quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at your grimly.
Chuck Norris was a hidden playable character on Mortal Kombat 2 on the Sega Genesis.
Chuck Norris once ejaculated solid gold into a river in India, bringing profit to the local villagers and causing him to be worshiped as a God.
Chuck Norris convinced Anakin Skywalker to join the Dark Side of the Force.
Chuck Norris is known for his modesty but readily admits that he is the 8th wonder of the natural world.
Chuck Norris beat up MacGyver using only a paper clip, a rubber band, and a pinecone.
Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Jackie Chan in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Chan in the side of the face.
Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
Chuck Norris can’t eat while standing upright.
Chuck Norris fought a pirate once. It was close but the pirate won. Chuck has been in a state of chronic depression ever since.
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris is still Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.
One drop of Chuck Norris’ sweat can cure you of anything, even death.
Chuck Norris goes to the toilet once a month, if he needs to or not.
The letters in Chuck Norris’ name can be rearranged to spell doom in twelve different languages, including Esperanto, but not French.
Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
Chuck Norris has never been sick. Ever.
Chuck Norris can cut onions without crying.
Chuck Norris burned down an entire forest when he was experimenting with water.
There are in fact 31 letters of the English Alphabet however only Chuck Norris knows what the extra 5 letters are.
Chuck Norris is the only person ever capable of telling if an aircraft landed in soil by tasting it.
Chuck Norris’s heart beats once every full moon.
Occasionally Chuck Norris will call up the Power Rangers just to say hi.
Chuck Norris signed the Declaration Of Independance, The Bill Of Rights, and the Constitution while plundering a poor asian village.
The movie "The Ring" is actually just a Chuck Norris biography.
Chuck Norris has no concept of time, if you go to his house you won’t find a single clock. When you ask to leave because it’s getting late he stares at you blankly until you sit back down.
If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies just check the extinct species list.
Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
Chuck Norris can believe it’s not butter.
Chuck Norris once ate a banana without having to peel it.
If Chuck Norris had a dollar and you had a dollar, Chuck would kick your ass and take your dollar.
Chuck Norris once fought off 42 ninjas bilndfolded, while having sex with 3 women.
When Chuck Norris’s wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don’t worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."
We once had a bachelor party for Chuck Norris. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris has beaten more people in hand to hand combat then you have seen in your entire life.
Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris’ house is a Total Gym.
Ecstacy is actually made by extracting the special seratonin mixture found only the skull of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Chuck Norris put the ‘k’ in ‘hardkore.’
Chuck Norris volunteers at retirement homes just so he can push old people in wheelchairs onto the freeway.
In a recent interview, Chuck Norris told Entertainment Tonight co-host Mary Hart that his most memorable role was when he played the third breast on the hooker in "Total Recall".
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the earth, thus creating the hole in the ozone layer.
Chuck Norris once did a back flip off the Great Wall of China.
Chuck Norris once pinned James Bond down with a single finger and forced him to say, "The name’s Norris; Chuck Norris."

 

[METALMICKY]

Is Ken Shamrock not the "World's Most Dangerous Man" then?

An old git who got beat up badly by Tito!

The main men are :

Rich Franklin
Chuck Liddell
Randy Couture
Andre Orlowski
Matt Hughes

As big Jon Mcarthy would say "Let's get it on"

UFC 59 this weekend on Bravo- Boxing is dead!

 

[Juan Albion]

a christian fundamentalist who wants to wipe iran from the face of the earth,

In what way is Bush a Christian fundamentalist? More cheap tabloid ignorance.

Now some of those around him maybe. . .

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

An old git who got beat up badly by Tito!

The main men are :

Rich Franklin
Chuck Liddell
Randy Couture
Andre Orlowski
Matt Hughes

As big Jon Mcarthy would say "Let's get it on"

UFC 59 this weekend on Bravo- Boxing is dead!

Randy got his arse handed to him last time out by Chuck and has retired now. Rich Franklin is f***ing awesome though. I'd have his babies. Matt Hughes vs GSP should be awesome when they finally book it.

This weekends show looks to be great, Arlovski vs Sylvia and Tito Ortiz Vs. Forrest Griffin should be fun, I hope Griffin wins and fucks up the plans for the Ortiz vs. Shamrock rematch and also shut the gobby xxxx up, I suppose they could call Lee Murray and have him knock him out at the aftershow. Nick Diaz Vs. Sean Sherk if only to see Sherk get his head caved in again.

Anyone who has an interest in MMA should also check out The Ultimate Fighter which is on every Friday at 10pm on Bravo, we are getting the third series on 24 hour delay from the US. First episode aired last week. Two British guys fighting this time in Michael Bisping and Ross Pointon and will be interesting to see if they can enjoy the same level of sucess and respect that Ian Freeman did.

 

[aftershavedave]

In what way is Bush a Christian fundamentalist? More cheap tabloid ignorance.

Now some of those around him maybe. . .

perhaps my viewpoint as a complete atheist with a strong hatred of religion and the damage it has caused the world gives me a different viewpoint from your own.

defending any of his moronic actions by reference to god is enough for me to call him a fundamentalist.

oh and thanks for the "cheap tabloid ignorance" jibe

 

[Juan Albion]

defending any of his moronic actions by reference to god is enough for me to call him a fundamentalist.

Then you don't know what a fundamentalist is.

 

[London Calling]

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Any nation willing to sacrifice 500,000 lives in a pointless war with Iraq is certainly dangerous, whilst we may be getting a distorted view of what is going on there in Iran.

The similarities with the states of pre WW2 Soviet Union and Germany are ominous.

 

[METALMICKY]

Anyone who has an interest in MMA should also check out The Ultimate Fighter which is on every Friday at 10pm on Bravo, we are getting the third series on 24 hour delay from the US. First episode aired last week. Two British guys fighting this time in Michael Bisping and Ross Pointon and will be interesting to see if they can enjoy the same level of sucess and respect that Ian Freeman did.

Series 1 was a classic what with the final tear up between Griffin and Bonnar.

I'm with you and hope that Griffin shuts Tito up. You heard that rumour about Lee Murray too then? The version i heard was outside a London club? Unfortunately, Lee won't be fighting anyone for a very long time.

The Hughes v JSP rematch should be great as JSP did well to eventually out point BJ Penn. Of course in the interim we have Hughes v Gracie. Never seen Gracie so can't offer an opinion.

I do predict that someone will eventually knock out Franklin. He's tough but definitely chinny

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

Series 1 was a classic what with the final tear up between Griffin and Bonnar.

I'm with you and hope that Griffin shuts Tito up. You heard that rumour about Lee Murray too then? The version i heard was outside a London club? Unfortunately, Lee won't be fighting anyone for a very long time.

The Hughes v JSP rematch should be great as JSP did well to eventually out point BJ Penn. Of course in the interim we have Hughes v Gracie. Never seen Gracie so can't offer an opinion.

I do predict that someone will eventually knock out Franklin. He's tough but definitely chinny

Series 2 was quite fun too, the weekly rounds lacked something but the 2 final fights were pretty good, you had Joe Stevenson vs Luke Cummo in what was pretty much the best ground fight i've ever seen. Dana White summed it up as Griffin vs Bonnar but on the ground.

The other final between Rashad Evans and Brad Immes was also great, Immes got rocked a few times but showed great heart and started to hurt Evans towards the end of the fight, it was a split descision win for Evans but at the time Immes, who stands 6ft 7" had only been training for around a year .

Franklin certainly got rocked by Loiseau last time out in a fight that Franklin should of had rapped up easily by that stage. He does hold his chin out there a bit and allow his oppenant to get some good shots in, but once he hits you, you tend to stay down, just look at what he did to Nate Quarry.

The Murray thing isnt a rumour, although both he and Ortiz were drunk. He is back in training following his stabbing although if other rumours are true he may well not be fighting due to do a long stretch at her majestys pleasure.

Gracie is very good, the first ever winner of UFC when it was designed to show just how good Gracie Ju-Jitsu was. However the sport as evolved so much since those days that he likely isnt good enough across the board to beat Hughes.

 

[The Large One]

I don't know who's more dangerous, the man who gives the instruction to push the button, or the man prepared to obey him.

 

[London Irish]

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Any nation willing to sacrifice 500,000 lives in a pointless war with Iraq is certainly dangerous, whilst we may be getting a disorted view of what is goung on there in Iran.

The similarities with the states of pre WW2 Soviet Union and Germany are ominous.

I had thought it was Saddam who initiated the war, encouraged by our old pal Rumsfield?

The idea I think was that the post-revolutionary chaos in Iran made them vulnerable. They certainly did concede early battles but once they got their act together, they were able to match Iraq and achieve a WW1-style balanced equilibrium of slaughter.

 

[London Calling]

I had thought it was Saddam who initiated the war, encouraged by our old pal Rumsfield?

The idea I think was that the post-revolutionary chaos in Iran made them vulnerable. They certainly did concede early battles but once they got their act together, they were able to match Iraq and achieve a WW1-style balanced equilibrium of slaughter.

I think more of needing "two to tango" or "two like minds".

Luckily for all of us, the US realise that they have ****ed once too many times in the middle east and even their imposed sanctions, have been broken more by US companies, than anyone else.

LC

 

[Citrus]

Chuck. Everytime.

 

[Scotty Mac]

Is Ken Shamrock not the "World's Most Dangerous Man" then?

that used to be a classic line on wwf attitude for the playstation

 

[London Irish]

I think more of needing "two to tango" or "two like minds".

Fair enough. It's just that when we told we had to attack Iraq, one of the reasons we were given was because Iraq had attacked Iran.

Now we are being asked to attack Iran, apparently it's because Iran had attacked Iraq.

I think the more salient feature in all these many wars is US strategic interests.

 

[Chicken Run]

London Irish is the Worlds most dangerous man

 

[London Irish]

London Irish is the Worlds most dangerous man

The white cat sitting on my lap that I'm stroking is very angry at your post.

There, there, my pretty.

 

[Scotty Mac]