Who would you like to see cut the ribbon at Falmer?

[graz126]

fatboy slim, dick knight, jordan and john prescott all together.

 

[harry_h]

Charlie Webbs daughter. (Joan?)

 

[fatboy]

Me.

 

[Rangdo]

Head of the Falmer residents association

 

[Strike]

fatboy slim, dick knight, jordan and john prescott all together as well.

 

[Blackadder]

Me.

Good Call.

I can see it now. Fatboy, Dick K and Martin P cutting the ribbon with a quiet murmur going around the ground.

"Who are those two blokes with Fatboy?"

 

[Cian]

That realllly reallllly old woman who was on Sky at the playoff first leg matches, if shes still alive

Or Fatboy, or Lynam

Would be bad form for DK to do I think...

 

[Braders]

Elvis Presley

uh huh-huh

 

[Gangsta]

Argus Fred...whatever happened to his little dog he once pulled round the Goldstone pitch on a bit of string?

 

[Bobby's Gull]

Fred the Argus seller, he must be well old. Is he seriously going to be alive by the time that we get Falmer?

 

[Northstander]

Abbi titmus alongside Jordan wearing F*** all ecept a skimpy bikini!!!

 

[supaseagull]

If he gives the go-ahead then it has to be Prescott

 

[Hassocks Armchair Fan]

Paul Samrah and Dick Knight

 

[whitelion]

The Right Hon Norman Baker MP Lewes

 

[London Irish]

Nothing parochial please.

Tony Blair? Sven? Sepp Blatter? Pele?

 

[Trigger]

Mushtaq Ahmed.

 

[Set of Tracksuits]

Mushtaq Ahmed.

Franklin Stephenson?

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Head of the Falmer residents association

Yeah,then We can pelt Her with Her shit(bugger all jam)doughnuts and tell Her she has a face like a glassblowers arse!!!

 

[m20gull]

How about the MD of the huge company (whichever that may be) that sponsors the stadium and therefore pays for it to be built.

With Gordon Brown (Blair surely won't still be PM by the time Falmer is built).

 

[kevinsmith]

fatboy slim, dick knight, jordan and john prescott all together.

You could not get them all together. Not close anyway with Jordan amongst them