Who the F*ck did this ??

[PCBEARDMLORD]

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[bright1064]

Not me!

 

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

a blind, drunk dullard

 

[Nemesis]

And it needed 8 pints.

 

[Buzzer]

Bloody hell. And HOW did they do it?

It's not just a question of getting the baking soda out and aiming for the fold that bubbles, you'd need a turkey baster of Olympian proportions.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Cost of £200,000 to the taxpayer for the preganancy and birth, coupled with the fact she is on income support/child benefit. Money well spent

 

[PCBEARDMLORD]

she is only 23 !!!! (40 stone though)

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

Get free junior seagull memberships and if one of em becomes a player definatly money well spent.

Do I believe they get free Leyton Orient tickets

 

[PCBEARDMLORD]

This ones giving birth !

 

[Buzzer]

Okay chaps.

I'm at home dancing around the living room to OMC - How Bizarre with my 2 sons (aged 6 and 9) my two nephews (aged 11 and 10) and my niece (aged 6)

Put ALL of us together and we still don't weigh as much as that fat f***. How can you let yourself get like that? Thankfully she won't be around for very long to leech off the state.

Sorry but Kipling's disease is NOT an illness. If your cakehole is bigger than your bumhole it's YOUR f***ing FAULT you obese f***ing mess.

 

[NMH]

Sorry but Kipling's disease is NOT an illness. If your cakehole is bigger than your bumhole it's YOUR f***ing FAULT you obese f***ing mess.

This is where you get "Kipling's disease" from

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[Uncle Spielberg]

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Shallow Hal.

Fat people have feelings to.

 

[Buzzer]

Shallow Hal.

Fat people have feelings to.

Number one. THE whole premise of that film is flawed. The idea that ALL fat and ugly people are good hearted whereas beautiful people are hideous inside is scollobs.

Number two. If I'm paying for her to shove cake down her throat then I've got the right to call her a mess.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I tend to find the most warm hearted human beings in life are far from oil paintings and the beautiful people are pampered, vain and selfish.

I am between the 2.

 

[PCBEARDMLORD]

I tend to find the most warm hearted human beings in life are far from oil paintings and the beautiful people are pampered, vain and selfish.

I am between the 2.

Are you the daddy ?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I suspect she is fairly thick skinned if she is willing to advertise herself in The Sun as the worlds fattest mum.

 

[SNOOBS]

Fat f***ing ****