Who is YOUR NSC valentine ???!!

[Lady Whistledown]

I'm sure all this attention must have improved the old self confidence no end then?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Read and learn...

http://people.bu.edu/mduda96/swing.html

and

http://www.angelfire.com/pa/205/links0.html

 

[Safeway]

Stuff the lot of yer, I've just been reminded who I pulled on the way back from Luton on Tuesday.

 

[Safeway]

And HE doesn't argue back.

 

[berkshire seagull]

Yep thats a perfect match

 

[CHAPPERS]

Drinking Fosters i see.

Can't you handle proper lager STEVEN?

 

[berkshire seagull]

Where did you find that jacket then?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

And why are you wearing a green bib?

 

[Safeway]

And why are you wearing a green bib?

So's I didn't spill my lager. Isn't he lovely boy though?

Shut it MAX you SLICER. That was taken at about 1am in Pease Pottage (what a stupid name) and Fosters was all we had left in the cool box.

 

[Marc]

I'm sure all this attention must have improved the old self confidence no end then?

well its only 'net talk! even I can flirt of the 'net

<blatant crap attempt for phone number>

 

[Lady Whistledown]

well its only 'net talk! even I can flirt of the 'net

<blatant crap attempt for phone number>

You don't even know what I look like (though of course it's all in the personality isn't it



I hope you're not expecting Rachel Stevens, or Kylie, or Jordan....

 

[Marc]

You don't even know what I look like (though of course it's all in the personality isn't it



I hope you're not expecting Rachel Stevens, or Kylie, or Jordan....

its what inside that counts! thats what I tell all the ladies but only because i aint no Beckham, Lampard or whoever myself

oh and sense of humour, I cant stand women who dont like to have a good laugh.

 

[Safeway]

BOZZA, can we please have an 'Edna and Crabtree cyber foreplay' forum?

Only allow them to post, but all of us to watch.

Safeway, the voyer.

 

[tedebear]

BOZZA, can we please have an 'Edna and Crabtree cyber foreplay' forum?

Only allow them to post, but all of us to watch.

Safeway, the voyer.

not fair - we got told to take it to PM's years ago!!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

>Jeremy Beadle voice<

"What Crabtree DOESN'T know (hee hee heeee) is that 'Edna' is really a 63 year old, 57 stone spinster from Warrington who smokes 40 a day, likes to be known as Eric at weekends and has to sit in a specially reinforced section of the South Stand. Let's see what happens audience, before I pop out with my microphone and 'comedy' beard"

Only kidding, honest

 

[Safeway]

Of course, you're blatantly from Haywards Heath.

 

[BrightonBird]

jealous.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Hey, no I'm not, call me what you like, but don't accuse me of that!

I'm from a MUCH more select area of Mid Sussex.....

 

[Marc]

What you dont know Edna is that I'm actually 5'10", blue eyes, head full of hair which is dark, built like a Baywatch (male) LifeGuard, fully tanned body with a bank balance in excess of £500,000

 

[Safeway]

jealous.

After you a 63year-old, 57-stone spinster from Warrington would be a f***ing GOD SEND, love.

(Maybe I ought to give the Clock Tower a miss today. Don't really fancy ending up under a number 49 bus)