Who is Henderson's agent?

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Easy 10 said:
"Coorrrrr, look at this little BEAUTY, mate. Its whats kniown as a slightly immature Kazim. He looks harmless enough dunnie ? But just look at the size of the EGO on im'. ! Check it out. Just look at him a bit funny and BAM ! He'll HIT you with his transfer request before you can say STEFAN DENNIS"

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I think I LOVE you Easy. :lolol:
 




Titanic

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tedebear said:
THE bus? Mushy's Bus?? Why would she do that?

No, not THE bus! The OTHER bus!

Anyway I'm glad MoH and Easy have cleared it all up now.
 


Les Biehn

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Steve encountering his first trouble maker at the club. This slippy little lizard was soon shipped out to Swansea.

'Whats that little fella, your mate John Terry says you don't have to come to training if you don't want to?
 
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tedebear

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Titanic said:
No, not THE bus! The OTHER bus!

Anyway I'm glad MoH and Easy have cleared it all up now.

Ooooooh - the three wheeling bus?
 








Man of Harveys said:
What's his name? And is he, as suggested elsewhere, really also CKR's agent too?

Whoever he is...erm, he's a WANKER.

CKR's agent's best mate is a London Irish fan, and I happened to sit next to this best mate at a game last week :jester: He told me his mate was very happy with his handiwork re. the CKR transfer. I guess I had the opportunity to pass on a message to CKR's agent at that point but London Irish were winning so I was in a happy mood :)
 




Les Biehn

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London Irish said:
CKR's agent's best mate is a London Irish fan, and I happened to sit next to this best mate at a game last week :jester: He told me his mate was very happy with his handiwork re. the CKR transfer. I guess I had the opportunity to pass on a message to CKR's agent at that point but London Irish were winning so I was in a happy mood :)

You could have at least said he was a ****.
 




supaseagull

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funny really....Estate agents, Football Agents, Double agents - strange how agents are all wankers

Well that's except the newsagent who used to sell me porn up at fiveways when I was 14.
 




H block

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Originally posted by Debo
No he is not Colin's agent. I can also confirm that Colin never signed for an agent until aproximatley 10 days before he left the club. He severed his ties with his previous agent a few weeks after the end of last season.

Colin was rushed into a NHS hospital in the early hours of the morning, he was operated on within an hour. The support from his agent and others was minmal. He remained on the urology ward for 4 days before his protests got him moved to a private hospital, where he spent the next day and a half. I believe this was the final straw on many fronts for Colin.

Following this he was inundated with associations to agents vying or claiming to act for him.

This became known as his entourage or managment team. The most worrying and intimidating coming from the agent of our dearly departed.

The agent left messages on his fathers answerphone, stating that only he possessed the adequate information that could assist Colin to leave the club, he even stated the price.

He was told where to go. But persisted for quite a while.
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I have read that 5 times and I am at a loss to know what the f it is all about


Its easy really.

Hendersons agent was run over by a Ford Entourage whilst out jogging and one of the first visitors he got in the hospital was Colin Montgomerys dad.The hospital though were slow in getting him an answering machine so he rang Henderson himself who then asked for a transfer and swore he`d go private if it happened to him.

I think.
 


Screaming J

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garry nelsons left foot said:
Sorry if I'm being a little slow on the uptake...

So, CKR became sick over the close season and had to go to hospital. He was taken to an NHS hospital but wanted to go to a private one(which is fair enough). The club didn't help him. It was his own badgering that got him into a private hospital.


Maybe its because I'm just a miserable old trot but I'm not quite sure why CKR thought the club should pay for him to go into a private hospital. My employers wouldn't and I wouldn't expect them too neither.

Was he ;-

a)under the illusion that in an NHS hospital he would be fighting off hoards of adoring fans with a shitty stick; or

b) under the illusion he was at a Premiership club where even the ballboys wipe their arses with £10 notes and drive Lamborghinis.

Ffs - Do me a bloody favour!
 


Interesting to see Debo back here.

I wonder if this hospital thing was the dread behind-the-scenes incident that people were muttering about darkly?
 






Debo

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Screaming J said:
Maybe its because I'm just a miserable old trot but I'm not quite sure why CKR thought the club should pay for him to go into a private hospital. My employers wouldn't and I wouldn't expect them too neither.

Was he ;-

a)under the illusion that in an NHS hospital he would be fighting off hoards of adoring fans with a shitty stick; or

b) under the illusion he was at a Premiership club where even the ballboys wipe their arses with £10 notes and drive Lamborghinis.

Ffs - Do me a bloody favour!

No just under the illusion that if you are charged tax for something by the inland revenue, that you actually receive the benifit you are being taxed for.

Is it not the same for you you where you work, or does CKR not count. Why's that ?

As for those of you who don't understand my statement it is because you don't want to.

Yes it is written cryptically. Why do you think that is, that is to protect CKR and the reputation of Brighton FC. It is for you to assertain what I am saying but not for me to say.

However the explanation is quite clear. CKR and Hendo do not share the same agent.

I then went on to explain the situation with reguards to statements on this board and by the club as to CKR's apparent entourage/agent/manegment team. Explaining that whislt certain people where making statements in the Argus.

The same person's own agent was constantly on the phone harrassing and intimidating CKR and his family, offering his service as the only one who would be able to move CKR from the club. I can't take many guesses to work out who the recently dearly departed is can it ?

I think even most on here would agree that is a little controversial and sets a slightly differrent picture to that being set by some.

Let the silly comments begin
 


See-Goals

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Are the fans ever going to hear the non cryptic full details of the CKR fall out? Or is CKR happy to put it behind him now he's left the club?
 


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Debo said:
The same person's own agent was constantly on the phone harrassing and intimidating CKR and his family, offering his service as the only one who would be able to move CKR from the club. I can't take many guesses to work out who the recently dearly departed is can it ?
Agents are louses, I don't think you need to convince anyone of that on here. Which is why we are all wondering what the role was played by CKR's agents/advisers in unsettling him while he was a Brighton player and trying to engineer a lucrative but premature move to a bigger club. But I guess what do you care about us? CKR got what he wanted, more money, bigger league.
 




See-Goals said:
Are the fans ever going to hear the non cryptic full details of the CKR fall out? Or is CKR happy to put it behind him now he's left the club?
I think this hospital thing must be it, the big excuse for CKR dumping us.
 


Hannibal smith

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Debo said:
No just under the illusion that if you are charged tax for something by the inland revenue, that you actually receive the benifit you are being taxed for.


I've heard it all now. Next you will be telling me that my National Insurance contribution doesn't go towards my pension.
 


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