Who is Henderson's agent?

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Easy 10

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Debo said:
In the close season. It won't take much thinking to work the answer to your other question.
This is all very cryptic, or maybe I'm just very thick.
But I still don't know who you mean by "the agent of our dearly departed".
 




Dave the OAP

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Jim D said:
If 'the agent of our dearly departed' is McGhee's then this puts another twist in the plot. On the one hand you have McGhee refusing CKR a transfer and saying that he wants to get him playing for us and then his own agent comes along saying he can get him a move. If that's true then you really couldn't make it up.


so let me get this straight.

CKR's agent is MM's agent.

CKR had to go to hospital to have a baby and DK refused to order him a taxi.

CKR then sacked someone who was not his agent, but who thought he was his agent, when actually it wasnt his agent, because his agent was MM's agent although we didnt know he was his agent.


???
 


Hannibal smith

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Easy 10 said:
This is all very cryptic, or maybe I'm just very thick.
But I still don't know who you mean by "the agent of our dearly departed".

Steve Irwin's I reckon. Crickey, What the f*** has he got to do with it?
 




Man of Harveys

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As far as I can tell (and I love a bit of cloak and dagger) these agents then aren't always actually affiliated to anyone in particular - they just act as brokers, phoning up potentially unhappy players like Hendo and try to match them with a club, any club, then take a cut on the deal. That STINKS.:censored:
 
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Debo

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Jim D said:
If 'the agent of our dearly departed' is McGhee's then this puts another twist in the plot. On the one hand you have McGhee refusing CKR a transfer and saying that he wants to get him playing for us and then his own agent comes along saying he can get him a move. If that's true then you really couldn't make it up.


Thank you. I believe they still have the messages recorded.
 






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Easy 10 said:
This is all very cryptic, or maybe I'm just very thick.
But I still don't know who you mean by "the agent of our dearly departed".

My mate's mum has just died. She was a dinner lady at the local compo, I NEVER knew she had an agent though.
 


Dies Irae said:
so let me get this straight.

CKR's agent is MM's agent.

CKR had to go to hospital to have a baby and DK refused to order him a taxi.

CKR then sacked someone who was not his agent, but who thought he was his agent, when actually it wasnt his agent, because his agent was MM's agent although we didnt know he was his agent.


???

And no one would have found out about it if it wasn't for those pesky kids.
 


Garry Nelson's Left Foot

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garry nelsons left foot said:
I'm not sure I understand this post. When did CKR go to hospital? Who is our dearly departed?

Sorry if I'm being a little slow on the uptake...

So, CKR became sick over the close season and had to go to hospital. He was taken to an NHS hospital but wanted to go to a private one(which is fair enough). The club didn't help him. It was his own badgering that got him into a private hospital.

At the time he had no agent. But due to his hospitalisation and lack of help from the club an array of agents started vying for his attention and made claims to represent him. These people became what was alluded to as CKR's advisors and entourage. The strongest and most persistent of these people was the agent of 'our dearly departed'(I'm assuming McGhee).

Is that correct?
 






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tedebear said:
Maybe its Germain Greers baby?

She's got a baby ? I thought she was on the other bus ??

Anyway what did MM's agent do again ? I'm very confused.
 


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Tâufaʻâhau Tupou IV, King of Tonga.

He died recently. Maybe his agent was trying to get in on the deal?
 
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Debo said:
Thank you. I believe they still have the messages recorded.

Lucky he got one of these for Christmas, eh?

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Ex Shelton Seagull said:
Tâufaʻâhau Tupou IV, King of Tonga.

He died recently. Maybe his agent was trying to get in on the deal?

Was he the 31st monster ? I bet he didn't have an agent!
 


Dave the OAP

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Titanic said:
She's got a baby ? I thought she was on the other bus ??

Anyway what did MM's agent do again ? I'm very confused.

CKR GAVE GERMAINE GREEER A BABY





:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
 


Man of Harveys

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Titanic said:
Anyway what did MM's agent do again ? I'm very confused.
Look, it's perfectly simple: he arranged to meet everyone in the Cricketers, while CKR, Steve Irwin and Maheta Molango waited in the Prince Albert because the Victory's too small. Capiche?
 




Easy 10

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Hannibal smith said:
Steve Irwin's I reckon. Crickey, What the f*** has he got to do with it?
"Coorrrrr, look at this little BEAUTY, mate. Its whats known as a slightly immature Kazim. He looks harmless enough dunnie ? But just look at the size of the EGO on im'. ! Check it out. Just look at him a bit funny and BAM ! He'll HIT you with his transfer request before you can say STEFAN DENNIS"

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tedebear

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Titanic said:
She's got a baby ? I thought she was on the other bus ??

Anyway what did MM's agent do again ? I'm very confused.

THE bus? Mushy's Bus?? Why would she do that?
 


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