Who is going to this years Kanchelskis, Forlan or Owen?

[Seagull kimchi]

Fran 'the horse face' Sandaza - Bloom can tap him up post Poyet - n'est pas?

 

[brakespear]

Totti

 

[Justice]

Paddy Madden

 

[junior]

Owen?

 

[Publius Ovidius]

When Benitez gets here, he will bring John terry with him.....my sauce is sure of this gem

 

[nevergoagain]

When Benitez gets here, he will bring John terry with him.....my sauce is sure of this gem

You fool. Di Matteo is bringing Lampard with him.

 

[GoingUp]

owen is friends with tb, so you never know...

remember kanchelskis was linked with us years ago...

 

[SamPeters18]

Carlton Cole

 

[Muzzy]

Tony Pulis just seen landing at Shoreham airport with hoofball receiver Andy Carroll.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Eric Abidal

 

[del strangefish]

Steve Claridge and Robbie Savage

 

[Icy Gull]

Not many in the Owen, Kanchelskis class of footballer being suggested, are we lowering our sights this season?

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Amir Zaki

 

[JACKRUSSELL]

Phil Stant

 

[HastingsSeagull]

Benitez is the real answer

Brighton are the 'English Santos' though being a seaside town 1 hour from the main city. We all know they have a player who needs to move to Europe but isn't sure he'll start after it's discovered he can't play against International defenses. Brighton is the PERFECT CLUB as we'd start him and everyone knows the Champ is the 5th best league in the world! He'd even sign for less than 10% wages as clubs like Madrid / Barca because of the AMEX. New training facilities 18 months away, Bloom, Gus, best fans in the world, living in God's own county, etc.

Why Neymar won't be signing for us though........ he like's GOSBTS to be sung at the right bloody speed so sort it out Barber and stop dicking about with clackers!!! ELSE he WON'T SIGN!!! (per my sauce)

 

[withdeanwombat]

German Defoe is the best call from those suggested so far. Fit well with Ulloa.

But I've heard it's Nani.

 

[Hampden Park]

Pele?