who has the biggest winkle on NSC

[Goldstone1976]

Mine's tiny so that for that reason, I'm out

Bravo, sir!

 

[OzMike]

We all have, including the women.

 

[OzMike]

A friend and I were walking on the pier after a few beers and decided that all that water flowing beneath made us want to take a leak.
So we went to the piers edge and started peeing.
My friend said, "man this water down here is cold".
To which I replied, " yeah and it's deep too".

 

[jevs]

Many years ago, when i was a finely honed athlete, I played in goal in a charity match at Southwick. I knew most of our team as we played on the Astro turf opposite tthe Goldstone and in the King Alfred.

The charity match ended and as i was sitting there in the changing room after the game, one of the regular players...a really nice bloke, family man, business man, walked past me on the way to the showers.

Now i tend not to look at other male genitals but this geezer had something swinging infront of his knees that i could only describe as terrifyingly spectacular !!!! I have never seen a weapon of death like it.!!!!!

I didn't go in the showers....not with my little splinter !!!!

 

[wehatepalace]

I've got a tattoo on mine, it just says 'Wendy'..........until its hard then it says 'Welcome to England have a nice day'

 

[dazzer6666]

Many years ago, when i was a finely honed athlete, I played in goal in a charity match at Southwick. I knew most of our team as we played on the Astro turf opposite tthe Goldstone and in the King Alfred.

The charity match ended and as i was sitting there in the changing room after the game, one of the regular players...a really nice bloke, family man, business man, walked past me on the way to the showers.

Now i tend not to look at other male genitals but this geezer had something swinging infront of his knees that i could only describe as terrifyingly spectacular !!!! I have never seen a weapon of death like it.!!!!!

I didn't go in the showers....not with my little splinter !!!!

I used to play in a hockey team with two brothers - they were known as the 'broomstick brothers'. Won lots of bets against touring teams.

 

[Zukey Seagull]

It wont be me. I am known by the name of peanut. Thanks to my father in law and mother in law.

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

Many years ago, when i was a finely honed athlete, I played in goal in a charity match at Southwick. I knew most of our team as we played on the Astro turf opposite tthe Goldstone and in the King Alfred.

The charity match ended and as i was sitting there in the changing room after the game, one of the regular players...a really nice bloke, family man, business man, walked past me on the way to the showers.

Now i tend not to look at other male genitals but this geezer had something swinging infront of his knees that i could only describe as terrifyingly spectacular !!!! I have never seen a weapon of death like it.!!!!!

I didn't go in the showers....not with my little splinter !!!!

Were you playing with Dion Dublin...?

 

[Nibble]

Do you want to see the whole thing, or just enough to win?

 

[knocky1]

I might win the biggest clit competition.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

I was excused shorts at school.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

According to wikipedia mine is very much in the average zone

 

[goldstone68]

I could win the smallest clit competition .

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

When I nip to the gents it's "I'm off to siphon the python!"
The famous one-eyed knicker-python .....