Who are you today ?

[Paul Reids Sock]

This game again! I like it.

I have just checked and I am sam this time. No capital makes me feel like they don't respect my new identity

 

[Brownstuff]

I am not worthy of a title or a first name.
They just address me by my surname. (bad manners of them)

 

[Cian]

Harry apparently.

 

[Beach Hut]

My name is Luca

 

[skipper734]

Jason. All I need now is some Argonauts!

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

My name is Luca

Do you live on the second floor?

 

[HHGull]

My new name is the rather fabulous and exotic sounding 'Liberty'.

Exotic in a lap-dancing kind of way.

 

[Harry H]

I'm Brian and so is my wife!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

My new name is the rather fabulous and exotic sounding 'Liberty'.

Exotic in a lap-dancing kind of way.

The granddaughter of Malcolm X?

 

[Driver8]

I'm Jem.

Quite an unusual name that.

 

[greyseagull]

Martin for me.

It's the second time this has happened in a matter of months. You'd think they'd learn wouldn't you?

 

[banjo]

I'm Sparacus.

 

[supaseagull]

I'm Sparacus.

Are you related to my mate Cous?

 

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

Today I am Mark

 

[Norman Potting]

I'm Andrew (apparently).

At 8:39 so was I - you have stolen my identity, or have I stolen yours'.

Any Norman's out there?

 

[Questions]

Martin for me.

It's the second time this has happened in a matter of months. You'd think they'd learn wouldn't you?

You can **** right off. There is only enough room for one Martin.

 

[fly high]

If Paul is here, I have your email.

That would be me but unless you are Millie I've got someone elses.

 

[greyseagull]

You can **** right off. There is only enough room for one Martin.

Seeing as we are both from Worthing, maybe you and I should meet up and sort out this tricky dilemma face to face?

 

[jabba]

The club called me Nancy this week.
I'm a boy.
Naughty club.

 

[Stuart Munday]

Im Richard, I blame Nathan Jones.