Whilst Shepherds wash their socks by night

[Dave the OAP]

all seated round the tub
A bar of lifeboy soap came down
and they began to scrub

 

[Lady Whistledown]

We three Kings of Orient are
One in a taxi
One in a car
One on a scooter, beeping his hooter
Smoking a fat cigar.


Dave, it's like being eight years old again

 

[Scotty Mac]

while shepherds watched their flocks by night
all seated on a bank
the angel of the lord came down
and taught them how to wank

 

[Lady Whistledown]

while shepherds watched their flocks by night
all seated on a bank
the angel of the lord came down
and taught them how to wank

Definitely didn't have that one in my school

 

[Gwylan]

We three Kings of Orient are
One in a taxi
One in a car
One on a scooter, beeping his hooter
Smoking a fat cigar.


Dave, it's like being eight years old again

"...One on a scooter, beeping his hooter
Following Ringo Starr"

was the version that I knew....but then I was eight years old in 1964

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Whilst shepherds washed their socks by night
All floating on a punt
The angel of the lord came down
And kicked them in the ****

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Jingle Bells
Batman Smells
Robin Laid an Egg
The Batmobile Lost a Wheel
And Joker got away HEY!

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Whilst shephards washed their socks by night
With their shirts they got from Toff (s)
The angel of the lord came down
And he looked just like BoF

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

Jingle Bells
Batman Smells
Robin ran away
Uncle Billy lost his Willy
On the Motorway HEY!

 

[tedebear]

Jingle Bells
Batman Smells
Robin flew away
Wonder Woman lost her boosum
Flying T A A
Hey!

(exept I can't spell boossum?)

 

[gullshark]

T A A?

 

[hart's shirt]

While shepherds washed their socks by night
all watching ITV
the angel of the Lord came down
and switched to BBC.


While shepherds washed their socks by night,
And hung them on the line,
The angel of the Lord came down,
And said 'Those socks are mine!'


We Three Kings Of Orient are
Selling knickers from the back of a car
They're fantastic, no elastic
Buy your granny a pair.



(To the tune of 'Winter Wonderland')

Lacy things, the wife is missin'
Didn't ask, her permission
I'm wearin' her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

In the store, there's a teddy
Little straps, like spaghetti
It holds me so tight
Like handcuffs at night
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Gordon Brown
He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say, "Whoa Man!"
"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"

Later on, if you wanna
We can dress, like Madonna
Put on some eyeshade
And join the PRIDE parade
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

Lacy things, the wife is missin'
Didn't ask, her permission
I'm wearin' her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

we three kings of leicester square
selling ladies underwear
they're fantastic
no elastic
buy you're granny a pair

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Whilst shephards washed their socks by night
Bowed down and on their knees
The angle of the lord came down
And it was 80 degrees.

 

[bhaexpress]

Whilst shepherds washed their socks by night
All floating on a punt
The angel of the lord came down
And kicked them in the ****

If that was so shouldn't it be 'While Shepherdesses washed their socks' ?

 

[Franks Wild Years]

If that was so shouldn't it be 'While Shepherdesses washed their socks' ?

The bible is open to interpretation on this one.