Which WALLCHARTS do you want to see?

[Man of Harveys]

So (to spin-off a thread from yesterday) in the past we've had bingo, DVDs, bingo DVDs (probably) and now the press' latest sales gimmick is WALLCHARTS. We've had planets, sheep, clouds, sharks, cows, trees - but what do YOU want to see next? And which breeds or varieties would you want to include? Soon, the papers are going to run out of ideas so they need ideas.

Yesterday, I suggested BOGIES, featuring the "Olde Englishe Dry Flaker" and "Scandinavian White Jelly". I'd buy that.

 

[tedebear]

Historic english cars!

 

[Hiney]

Merkins

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Animals in costumes.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Myleene

 

[Bluejuice]

Football clubs beginning with B

 

[Lady Whistledown]

The Guardian has been chucking them out regularly lately.

I've seen ones on insects, birds, flowers, cows, spiders etc.

There was a two parter glow in the dark night sky poster in the Independent this week (I bought that one, lol).

I want to know where they all go, who actually displays them except maybe schools, to fill up wall space that would normally have to be filled with rubbish paintings by the Year Nine GSCE Art class.

And nobody EVER looked at the posters their school put up anyway, they just sat there unloved and unnoticed for 20 years, gradually fading in the sunlight, until the next set of posters appear and someone remembers to put them up.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

My household has kept the cheeses one, but recycled the rest. I can't imagine more than 10% making their way onto a wall or somewhere safe!

Bit of a strange gimmick. I guess they are trying to smarten up their act and get kids interested in reading/research as opposed to watching DVDs etc.

 

[tedebear]

If MoH gets his way with the bogeys - it could be followed by:

Belly Button Fluff
Toe Jam
and Ear Wax!

 

[captainmorganrum]

Toe Jam!

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Michael Stone's naked butt cheeks from 73 different angles would work for me.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Myleene.

It would be a great idea. They could show her in each of her different bikinis - I have counted 6 so far!

 

[captainmorganrum]

Myleene.

It would be a great idea. They could show her in each of her different bikinis - I have counted 6 so far!

I don't believe you.
Maybe you need to provide pictures as proof of this?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I don't believe you.
Maybe you need to provide pictures as proof of this?

I think Hiney is your man there, Captain.

For the record, there are two different white ones, a red one, an orange one, a turquoise one, and a tight little yellow one, which is my personal favourite.

It is possible I may have missed one, which is excatly why the wallchart would be INVALUABLE.

 

[Man of Harveys]

S'funny, BREAST SHAPES was another category I'd be interested in. This would include the Pointy Slices o'Pie, the Wet Spaniels Ears, and the British Great Old-Fashioned Knockers (aka Babsum Windsorum).

 

[captainmorganrum]

It is possible I may have missed one, which is excatly why the wallchart would be INVALUABLE.

Hmmm, mmmm, yes, quite.
Not least to distinguish between the two white specimens.
An invaluable resource indeed.

 

[tedebear]

British Great Old-Fashioned Knockers (aka Babsum Windsorum).

As in Carry on Camping?

 

[pasty]

Wallchart of brand spanking shiny new football stadia, featuring The Falmer Community Stadium.

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

Im with the merkins & animals in costumes

 

[Le Premier Cru]

I'd like to be able to see the one in the opticians'.

A
DM
HKN
uoxs
etc.