Which PHILOSOPHERS would get into our side ?

[Dr JCL]

Elias Canetti, with his knowledge on crowds, would make a great steward. Similarly, with 'Being and Nothingness' on his CV, Sartre could do a similar job at Palace.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Machiavelli as central defender and captain

 

[Hugh'sDad]

It's got to be Goethe, my son.......but I wouldn't Faust him on on a field of fairies.

 

[cloud]

Cantona would definitely be in

 

[blue2]

Got to be Schrödinger in the box

 

[cloud]

Got to be Schrödinger in the box

 

[Eggmundo]

Nietzsche obviously wouldn't make the grade, simply because when he declared the death of God he obviously overlooked our Gus.

I was going for Nietzsche to be in the side, his tactical awareness would make him a cert for CM at least.

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

Got to be Schrödinger in the box

Get in there! Lolol!

 

[Snarkey5]

baudelaire would score a 30 yard screamer, yet say he prefers tap ins

 

[hart's shirt]

An increase in rigorous, systematic training would see the team being Baudrillard.

The danger of the Jung players performing too well in Hume games is that that they'd all be getting high Marx on NSC and ending up in the Schopenhauer window.

The subsequent transfers to Norwich would result in Gus being at his Wittgenstein's end.

If Gus got fed up and moved on, Bertrand Russell Slade could always return...

As for NSC, at the risk of further Confucius, Das could even change his name to Wilhelm Reich.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Machiavelli as central defender and captain

More a midfield schemer to me

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Confucius to be drafted in as an emergency loan striker ?

 

[SeagullSongs]

Pyrrho is a major doubt.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Albert Camus in goal, obviously.

Good shout. He could keep his back four on their toes with the classic: “Not playing as a unit is but one truly serious problem, and that is defensive suicide.”

 

[catfish]

Marcuse could still do a job.

 

[HastingsSeagull]

Confucius to be drafted in as an emergency loan striker ?

Is he the Chinese guy who's always in the crowd at away games?

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Jacques 'Jacques' Liverot to play the A E-A WUM roll - via cutting asides in the ear of a certain GM at the next home match.

eg "An old Albion player stands naked in front of a mirror, eating soup. He is a fool."

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

Aristotle.

He would most certainly Plato our strengths.

TNBA

TTF

 

[HovaGirl]

Voltaire - Holding midfield.

Yup and he'd be very candid about it.

 

[knocky1]

Johnny Crumplin