Which of these is the best place to go on holiday for a group of lads!?

[Commander]

Anywhere and everywhere is nice as long as you can keep away from the Irish.

Tempted to use that for my signature.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Magaluf,
To this day still consider it to be my finest hour.

 

[Husty]

depends how old you are?

i dont want to be blamed for sending a load of spotty 17 year old chavs to Ibiza but that pissess all over places mentioned.

Spotty 19 year olds, but the result would pretty much be the same

 

[User removed 4]

All places you have suggested are wank. Ruined by rowdy Irish and Northerners. The only party destination worth going is Ibiza and even then I would say stay in Ibiza town not San Antonio.

Then again, if you fall into the cretinous plimsole and vest wearing category you will probably love any of the above.

The whole point of going to these places is because they are rammed with divvy northerners from ridiculous places like pontefract or wakefield who go out for the night dressed in a full leeds utd away strip including the socks, if you're a londoner or southerner with even a small modicum of chat you'll clean up with filthy orange faced northern sluts, get yourself to magaluf , you'll love it !

 

[Billy the Fish]

The whole point of going to these places is because they are rammed with divvy northerners from ridiculous places like pontefract or wakefield who go out for the night dressed in a full leeds utd away strip including the socks, if you're a londoner or southerner with even a small modicum of chat you'll clean up with filthy orange faced northern sluts, get yourself to magaluf , you'll love it !

Correct

 

[Seagull on the wing]

Vegas

Agree 100%

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

I think you're being unfair on Magaluf, I've been to a number of resorts all over the world, and me and Mrs Notthe.. used to enjoy a short break there in our younger years, Now we have little Jack (2) it's perfect, last there a couple of months ago, It was 6 hours from my front door to the hotel, the weather was great, the food and beer was cheap (E1.50 a pint was the norm, last time I was in Greece it was nearer a fiver), 'the boy' could walk and play safely on the prom and sandy beach and there was only a small count of proper northern 'erberts (although there was enough for two 'irresponsible' parents to drink more than they should unnoticed). The breakfast in the Sol Guadaloup is enough to promp an eighth visit next spring. However, back to the original question, I'd recommend it to a group of lads as there are plenty of what we used to call 'Disco's' (don't you miss that word!?)

 

[Randsta]

I wouldn't go to any of those but sure you'd have fun

 

[Mad Jack McMad]

If your looking for a good weeks getaway, fly to Munich or Sallzburg, hire a car and spend the week driving north through Germany. Plenty of brilliant places to hit en route, Frankfurt, Cologne, Dusseldorf among others, then roll up in Hamburg for a night or two before flying back. Will cost just as much if not less than your standard 18-30's. Weather is nice in the summer too.

 

[dannyboy]

go to goa

 

[Max Paper]

I done Tenerife when I was 22, full of absolute wankers, I physically shit myself on the beach one day due to too many vodka redbulls. Don't go there.
I did Ibiza when I was 24. Played in a five a side football tournament in 35 degree heat. Do go there but don't do that. I did Magaluf when I was 26. Had a brilliant time, great beaches, lovely weather, only a 2 hour flight, birds galore. Hired a jeep out and drove up to the north of the island, really nice place. Do go there. I met my wife on this trip. Don't do that. Went to Magaluf again when I was 28 for a mates stag do. Strongly recommend doing this. Hilarious. Did Benidorm for my own stag do when I was 29. I had my hair cut by my friends whilst I slept. Saw Sticky Vicky (google if unsure) in a bar. WOW.

 

[The Grockle]

You're only young, there's plenty of time for visiting nice destinations with culture and good food. My advise would be go to the scumiest resort you can find with a high ratio of STI dripping young sluts and cheap beer.

My advise would be Kavos, cheap beer loads of easy girls (my mate bedded three girls and back home he can't pull the skin off a rice pudding)

 

[User removed 4]

you're only young, there's plenty of time for visiting nice destinations with culture and good food. My advise would be go to the scumiest resort you can find with a high ratio of sti dripping young sluts and cheap beer.

My advise would be kavos, cheap beer loads of easy girls (my mate bedded three girls and back home he can't pull the skin off a rice pudding)

3 ? Is that all ?

 

[The Grockle]

3 ? Is that all ?

Yeah I know but he guy in question looks like the elephant man's ugly brother.

 

[HG201]

Depends on your age, but out of that list i would definately say Magaluf. Went there as a group of 6 (18 year olds) and we all absolutely loved it. Great nightlife, plus a fair bit to do in the day too (water parks etc which are all nearby and easy to get to) very cheap out there too, and from what i gather from friends that have gone elsewhere, you'll spend far, far less while your out there.