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[Music] Which of these is NOT the name of a new band?

Which of these is NOT the name of an actual band?

  • Man/Woman/Chainsaw

    Votes: 1 2.0%
  • The Wankpuffins

    Votes: 29 59.2%
  • The Front Bottoms

    Votes: 6 12.2%
  • Crywank

    Votes: 13 26.5%

  • Total voters
    49


Wozza

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Jul 6, 2003
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New to me, at least.

This is my roundabout way of saying, there are some excellent new band names out there!

(No cheating!)
 








Wozza

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Jul 6, 2003
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That is why I voted wankpuffins. That is surely a bit too NSC centric (along with past insults such as CJTC)
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Brovion

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 6, 2003
19,382
Yeah, I've gone for Wankpuffins. It was either that or Crywank as I believe the other two are genuine band names.
 




Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo

Waxing chumps like candles since ‘75
Oct 4, 2003
11,121
That is why I voted wankpuffins. That is surely a bit too NSC centric (along with past insults such as CJTC)
CJTC comes from the Blade:Trinty movie. I believe it’s uttered by Ryan Reynolds character. It probably pre dates that but it’s where I first remember hearing it.
 




GJN1

Well-known member
Nov 4, 2014
1,236
Brighton
Crywank are real.
Imagine them going home for Xmas...

Uncle Trevor: "So Jeremy, your mum tells me you're in a pop group these days?"
Jeremy: "That's right Uncle Trevor..."
Uncle Trevor: "And what do you call yourselves?"
Jeremy: "Crywank."
Uncle Trevor: "Susan... any more trifle?"
 








Wozza

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Jul 6, 2003
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So, yes, it was, of course, The Wankpuffins.

Bravo to the other names though!
 






Badger

NOT the Honey Badger
NSC Patron
May 8, 2007
12,790
Toronto
That is why I voted wankpuffins. That is surely a bit too NSC centric (along with past insults such as CJTC)
I introduced some of my friends to the CJTC insult a couple of weeks ago. I'm hoping it gains traction in regular conversations.
 






Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
61,776
Location Location
I'm going Wankpuffins. I seem to remember this term being used here as an insult, probably by @Easy 10 somewhere.
I was not the author of Wankpuffins.

I did, however, introduce the phrase "swivel-eyed gravity whore" to these pages (SEGW).

I also once described someone on the BBS Palace away end as a "catastrophic felching COCKSPANGLE", which was reported. I'm not allowed on there any more.
 




Cheshire Cat

The most curious thing..
I was not the author of Wankpuffins.

I did, however, introduce the phrase "swivel-eyed gravity whore" to these pages (SEGW).

I also once described someone on the BBS Palace away end as a "catastrophic felching COCKSPANGLE", which was reported. I'm not allowed on there any more.
I can't imagine why. It's quite mild for them.
 


autopsyturvey

Active member
Feb 24, 2018
88
I know of Man/Woman/Chainsaw because a nice young chap who used to serve me in a shop here in Shoreham is the guitarist, I think.
 






Wozza

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Jul 6, 2003
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Add Steve N Seagulls to the list.

Finnish country band. Not new. New to me.
 


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