Which Footballer Are You?

[perth seagull]

If you could describe yourself as a footballer, which player are you most similar to?

I'd be Gilberto Silva. Occassionally able to pull off a brilliant looking move (but in reality a fluke), but anonymous the other 99% of the time on the pitch.

 

[Lammy]

Pele

 

[Eggman]

Probably a Maradona, Johan Cruyff fusion combo

 

[Marc]

Danny Mills....mini version!

 

[tinx]

Emile Heskey - A big oaf up front with a powerful shot that sometimes goes in with a great goal but more often than not goes extremely wide

 

[CHAPPERS]

Ian Chapman - dependable at the back and gives his all, if a litle lacking in the skilss department. Possesses (sp?) a sledgehammer of a left foot.

 

[JJ McClure]

I'd be an often average, sometimes crap, rarely anygood right back. A bit like Paul Watson but without the magic left foot.

 

[Easy 10]

I'd be Paul Kitson.
An overrated moody twat who can't be arsed with anything, and claims a wage for sitting around doing f***-all.

 

[y2dave]

When in midfield I'm a lazy John Barnes creative type with some tough tackles thrown in. If I'm playing left back I try to be like Stuart Pearce but am probably more like Mayo.

 

[Icy Gull]

On a good day you could mistake me for Douglas Bader

 

[est.83]

Taavi Rähn..... nuff said

 

[Another Berkshire Seagull]

Ashley Neil

 

[jeremy beadles hand]

George Best/Gazza type

 

[Shegull]

If you could describe yourself as a footballer, which player are you most similar to?

I'd be Gilberto Silva. Occassionally able to pull off a brilliant looking move (but in reality a fluke), but anonymous the other 99% of the time on the pitch.

and stretchered off by a Graham Kavanagh tackle He didn't learn that from us must be from Cardiff

 

[Titanic]

Tony Rougier... allegedly

 

[Trigger]

Mark Viduka - Fat Lazy Whinging Twat.

 

[Gary Nelson]

Would Dwayne be Robbie Savage?

 

[jeremy beadles hand]

Would Dwayne be Robbie Savage?

More of a Lilly Savage

 

[Meade's Ball]

I'm kind of Molby-ish. Fat and impressive in the right team.

 

[Safeway]

A shit one. Mark Farrington maybe.