Which England player with get Balotelli sent off.

[countryman]

Johnson. His last ditch tackles that he is so brilliant at should do the trick.

 

[bn1&bn3 Albion]

I know it's a light-hearted thread, but this tourney has been of a friendly variety tbh. When you think there are only five games to go, there hasn't been any flare-ups (on the pitch!), senseless argy-bargy, or multi-combatant fisticuffs. I'm probably putting a jinx on the remainder of games, but for once, I think it's been honest football of fair quality...

Honest Have you missed all the games where Portugal and Holland played? Its been full of constant diving and pretending to have been shot..

 

[Leekbrookgull]

Scott Parker owes him one for committing common assault by stamping on his head last season. Therefore I will say Parker will be running a risk.

Good call,Parker has played well,so well he is waiting for Mario.

 

[Mackerboy]

Kidney punch from glen Johnson as we can afford to lose him.

 

[1066familyman]

Lescott. He'll tap his ankles early. Or he'll rub a little bit of grass, the kind Balotelli is allergic to, on the back of his neck during the pre-match handshakes.

I think it's only grass that's been chilled to about -12 degrees that he's allergic too though

 

[cloud]

Kidney punch from glen Johnson as we can afford to lose him.

No need for us to risk getting booked from a physical tackle, when all it needs is a few choice words .. maybe a bit of gloating by a Chelsea player

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

Man city team mate Lescott gets in tangle of feet with Balotelli. Balotelli steps back on to lescott's meat and 2 veg. Ref flashes red card, Lescott winks at the England dug out.

 

[Stat Brother]

Lee Dixon going for Lescott, before they get onto the pitch.
Brave call.