Which different nationalities have you SHAGGED?

[bhaexpress]

French Canadian (different breed, you see)

Quite true. To whom it may concern, a Siberian Husky does not count as 'Eastern Block' any more than a Labrador counts as 'Canadian' or a Pekinese count as 'Chinese'.

 

[dwayne]

Poland
Ireland
England
Pakistan
India
Jamaica
America
France
Belgium
Lebanon

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Wales
Ecuador
Spanish
England
Australia
USA

 

[aftershavedave]

India

was that miss indian takeawy from a couple of years ago dwayne?

 

[Parson Henry]

Simple question, simple thread: it's easy to avoid boring chat about which A levels you did by sticking your needle in a map of the world. But this - my 6000th post and voted for my some truly wonderful NSC people - threatens to turn too into a "I've had a load of foreign twattery" bragfest, not to mention the risk of attracting some rather un-PC remarks about encountering very hairy nether regions that smell of garlic from the minute you arrive at Calais etc etc, which is all rubbish and I can only apologise in advance.

Anyway, as for me:
France
Germany
Spain
Norway
USA
Tanzania
Finland
Australia - groping around down under etc etc.
Innuit (an eskimo in Pimlico, no less)
Lincolnshire

Was that in the same evening?

 

[Parson Henry]

Lola. She was a showgirl.

Did she look up at you and ask to dance.

 

[dwayne]

was that miss indian takeawy from a couple of years ago dwayne?

yer, but more like a year ago

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Australia
New Zealand
USA
(but then name me someone in London who hasn't)

Netherlands
Czech Republic

and a Five Nations (didn't manage to get Italy)

oh and a South African

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

knocking all over the world

Well I don't know about nationalities, I would like someone to beat my home nations and regions scorecard...

To date this includes:
(Home nations conquered)

England
Ireland
Wales
Scotland

(Regions)

Merseyside
Lancashire
Sussex (E&W)
Gloucestershire
W. Midlands
Teeside
Devon
Essex
I.O.M
Dorset
Somerset

 

[Man of Harveys]

I forgot a Canadian - on her office floor in Soho, about 8 years ago...

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

I forgot a Canadian - on her office floor in Soho, about 8 years ago...

"office" floor in Soho... a likely story.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Cook Islander
Easter Islander
Klingon
Australian Aborigine
Wookie
Scotch
Morlock

 

[Man of Harveys]

"office" floor in Soho... a likely story.

Yeah, cos I can REALLY be bothered to make up little fibs like that, to sound impressive, like...it's all true. Wasn't during working hours, I hasten to add - she had a key to the place, it was 3am etc etc.

 

[British Bulldog]

I forgot a Canadian - on her office floor in Soho, about 8 years ago...

Never done it on an office floor but did on a pub floor once!

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Yeah, cos I can REALLY be bothered to make up little fibs like that, to sound impressive, like...it's all true. Wasn't during working hours, I hasten to add - she had a key to the place, it was 3am etc etc.

You'd NEVER catch me doing things like that. Nope, not me.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I've only follied the fancy and disappointed the bedtime of an Irish, an Australian and a couple of Brits. I also mated a bulldog. I granted her an evening's husbandry after i'd had some whizz and sung daintily in local karoake double-bill. Somehow i became erect, but she or it had a rash from my dirty bed cloths and left with meat on her rummaging cheeks.

Where are black people from?

 

[Trufflehound]

What about people who change their nationalities after the event? I shagged someone who is now Australian, but she wasn't at the time...

In fact, come to think of it, I slept with her, then very soon afterwards she emigrated to the furthest point on the planet away from me. Do you think she was trying to tell me something?

 

[British Bulldog]

I also mated a bulldog. /B]

I wish to point out I had no involvement in this incident!!!!!

 

[Yoda]

Just English, German and Italian for me.

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

it's all true. Wasn't during working hours, I hasten to add - she had a key to the place, it was 3am etc etc.

Ah, it was that sort of Soho office!

Anyway, as Lush asked earlier, can you remember all their names?