Where's the PIG?

[London Irish]

No - he's training with an old man.

Ann Oldman?

(For the Charlie Brooker fans)

 

[Mattywerewolf]

Is there a more tedious chat on NSC today?

 

[Frutos]

Isnt he going to Tel a Viv to play?

Which Viv?

Viv Richards, perhaps? He's a bit old though, shirley?

 

[London Irish]

Click on the link I'm too stupid to do pics

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9eksi7wpQ1rwsqbxo1_500.png

 

[timco]

Should that not be PNIG now?

 

[Seagull by the Sea]

At a wife swapping party in Oldham allegedly

 

[Gertrude]

Surprised he isnt with Manure. Hoping to see LVG do the old switcharoo having pig subbed on for the penalty shootout in the champions league final....... oh wait

 

[portslade seagull]

My spy said he might be with mouldman

 

[Skaville]

At a wife swapping party in Oldham allegedly

I only heard about Tk's love of 'er, Oldham tonight.

 

[Gary Leeds]

the reason he left was he played a hand or two of texas old'am for his new contract with Tony and lost badly

 

[Brightonia]

There was a young man from Oldham,
Who took out his bollocks to hold them,
His wife said kuszh, if you let them hang loose
I'l stand on the *******s and squash em....

 

[shangambling1]

Probably just sneaking out of Oscar's house....

 

[*Gullsworth*]

Just heard a rumour he has "a cold" man!

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

Playing with a chopper in Odiham?