Where is the worst football ground you've had a PLOP at?

[stripeyshark]

Just discussing that hot topic of having a Plop whilst being at a game. I have never been at the AMEX but it looks fairly comfey, however I had a rather nasty case of the Plops after a long trip to Bristol City in the paint pot trophy one year and those toilets were seriously rancid.

The Withdean Stadium...

 

[Badger]

I cannot and will not poo in public toilets.
I used to be a courier in London, if I needed to go I would pop into a hotel and use them.
My list of conqests include Claridges, The Ritz, The Savoy and Browns (tee hee)
I was only ever turned away by doormen at The Dorchester

I like a courier that delivers a little bit extra.

 

[Munkfish]

The Withdean Stadium...

They werent that bad. clean at least.

I'm suprised nobody has said kennelworth road, although I doubt anyone has been brave enough to take a shit there since 1978.

 

[RupertsFlan]

Goodness what a tremendous thread.

I have a huge interest in public places to perform bowel excavation. Slightly off topic the most outstanding lavatories can be found at the Victoria & Albert Museum. Soft tissue, ambient background music and no feeling of pressure to complete the deal in a defined timescale. A particular visit there, accompanied by a Wilbur Smith novel saw one of the most luxurious and possible time-consuming turds ever. A good 90 minutes gently pressing through the full variance of plop. the immediate drop, the secondary wave, the empty space - which can be void of action for a good 30 minutes, and then final removal of detritus plop. So important to really give the bowels a thorough clean through on a monthly basis.

Football grounds - I can tell you that Villa park was poor.Puddles of piss coming from the next cubicle as I sat there, plopping under extreme pressure - a King Canute-like plop as the tide of piss came under the cubicle wall.

A memorable turd at Brunton park - interrupted by a contorted face of a fellow Albionite looking over the turret and demanding I finish quickly as he was soil himself.

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

Never plopped. Home or away.

 

[Husty]

The Amex away changing room (sorry I'm sure it's been done multiple times)

 

[British Bulldog]

I've never actually Pooped at a football ground, Come close to following through a few times but allways managed to hold it back.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Plough Lane.

It was like the Somme in there, truly a sight beyond contemplation for a sensitive soul. I had driven up straight from work, so had not managed to visit a pub toilet, and been approaching Dresden for some time, I initially took a couple of looks at the facilities and decided to wait until after the match, but early in the second half had to drop the kids off at the pool as I had a mole at the counter, and was at the hopping from one foot to another stage.

The state of the toilet was so appalling I adopted a semi standing position, as there was no way my buttocks were going to kiss the Shanks laid on by Sam Hammann. Fortunately Douglas was ejected at speed, like an otter off a bank, and I was able to return to a turgid 1-0 defeat.

Goodness what a tremendous thread.

I have a huge interest in public places to perform bowel excavation. Slightly off topic the most outstanding lavatories can be found at the Victoria & Albert Museum. Soft tissue, ambient background music and no feeling of pressure to complete the deal in a defined timescale. A particular visit there, accompanied by a Wilbur Smith novel saw one of the most luxurious and possible time-consuming turds ever. A good 90 minutes gently pressing through the full variance of plop. the immediate drop, the secondary wave, the empty space - which can be void of action for a good 30 minutes, and then final removal of detritus plop. So important to really give the bowels a thorough clean through on a monthly basis.

Football grounds - I can tell you that Villa park was poor.Puddles of piss coming from the next cubicle as I sat there, plopping under extreme pressure - a King Canute-like plop as the tide of piss came under the cubicle wall.

A memorable turd at Brunton park - interrupted by a contorted face of a fellow Albionite looking over the turret and demanding I finish quickly as he was soil himself.

That might have been one of my friends after a bowl loosening weekend in Lancaster. Luckily I'd poured out all my rusty gravy at the guest house and just had to contend with an arse like the Japanese flag.

 

[Braders]

Ewood Park - tracing paper bog roll!

 

[Stat Brother]

Was it Brisbane Road's toilets that didn't have a roof?

 

[Se20]

Blimey what's happening ? No mention of Fortress Selhurst ??
Worse toilets, in no particular order,
Manor Ground - Oxford.
The Valley - corrugated roof.
Plough Lane.
Goldstone .

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Aldershot,we was 1-0 down but went on to win 4-1,87/88 season,the shithouse door literally came off when we equalised just I was having a spine splitter,the Khazi was by the touchlines and smelt worse than Croydon in August.

 

[Blackadder]

I have only had they urge to have an ease at one ground and that was when I arrived at Old Trafford of all places. The gates had just opened and the loos were still clean and shiny.

As it's the only ground, the worst for me, has to be OT.

 

[bassking]

Torquay United, never normaly need to use them, but when needs must this one was bad.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Goodness what a tremendous thread.

I have a huge interest in public places to perform bowel excavation. Slightly off topic the most outstanding lavatories can be found at the Victoria & Albert Museum. Soft tissue, ambient background music and no feeling of pressure to complete the deal in a defined timescale. A particular visit there, accompanied by a Wilbur Smith novel saw one of the most luxurious and possible time-consuming turds ever. A good 90 minutes gently pressing through the full variance of plop. the immediate drop, the secondary wave, the empty space - which can be void of action for a good 30 minutes, and then final removal of detritus plop. So important to really give the bowels a thorough clean through on a monthly basis.

Football grounds - I can tell you that Villa park was poor.Puddles of piss coming from the next cubicle as I sat there, plopping under extreme pressure - a King Canute-like plop as the tide of piss came under the cubicle wall.

A memorable turd at Brunton park - interrupted by a contorted face of a fellow Albionite looking over the turret and demanding I finish quickly as he was soil himself.

World class post! "tide of piss"

 

[atfc village]

York's away end still doesn't have a sit down bog,they've only just covered the trough you piss in.

 

[BlockDpete]

I can't remember having to "check out the facilities" at football ground either.

Though should the "dump" card only really be deployed to use up time, say at work, instead of something enjoyable like watching the Albion.

Having said that, the loo's at Withdean were perhaps the only warm dry place when the weather was shite.

 

[Trevor]

The game has improved greatly and most stadia have the customer in mind. My worst one was Boothferry Park, Hull - you had to navigate the largest lake of human urine that I have ever seen.

 

[Billy the Fish]

The only time I've had to do it was in austria at an England game. The bog roll holder had already been smashed so the bog roll had mostly been pissed on. I had to search around to pick off the dry bits. It wasn't sufficient and I had some MAJOR skids in those kecks by the time I got back to the hotel

 

[wolfie]

It's threads like this that make NSC what it is !
Make of that what you will.