Where is the most unusual place you have had a hand shandy?

[Hungry Joe]

I used to play footie with this right perv who was hung like a donkey, down to his knees it was and that's no exaggeration. He already had previous for a spot of Peeping Tommery and then got nicked again after driving up and down Montague Street on a hot summer's day badgering the witness whilst he was looking at the lovely scantily clad ladies out shopping. One of the girls who worked in an office above a shop caught a nice aerial view of what he was up to and phoned to the Police.