Where in Worthing

[Thimble Keegan]

Crawley and Burgess Hill out-Chav Worthing!

And Lancing out-Chav's the rest of Sussex...Lancing is Sussex's Chav capital by an absolute country mile.

Albion & England forever.

Thimble Keegan
Worthing BHA

 

[1066gull]

Go to Brighton mate.

Worthing is Chav capital of Sussex.

I thought it was Hastings and Hailsham (well Hailsham is a small town).

 

[Strike]

Crawley and Burgess Hill out-Chav Worthing!

Agree with Crawley, but harsh on Burgess Hill. U r not wanted at the hill in future mate.

 

[Dropkick Turnip]

Oh, not that kind of "Where in Worthing?" thread .......

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

And Lancing out-Chav's the rest of Sussex...Lancing is Sussex's Chav capital by an absolute country mile.

True.

 

[withdeanwombat]

Was it the Vine at Tarring?Good enough pub,also the Half Brick@ East Worthing on the front towards Brooklands used to do a decent half of bitter shandy and a meat raffle.

 

[Yoda]

I like the church after work. £1.75 for a drink between 5 & 7.

 

[empire]

i drink in the empire in lancing and are lucky that no chavs dare enter as for the rest of lancing ,i dont bother end of,i think worthing is as bad as brighton etc etc

 

[empire]

its cheap,snooker,footy and lately some nice skirt

 

[Napper]

Parrott , Wheatsheaf Warwick+ hare and hounds for beers with mates

Assembly , Toad Yates for fanny

spoons for cheap drinks

liquid is best club
lush is ok if you want to pull a 19 year old
xs is convenient if getting off train from bton, out the back is best
tides is grab a granny as is occasions

 

[SK1NT]

can't stand the shithole, lives there for 20yrs and finally pulled off the great escape. Live in London and whenever i go back there to see family it sends shivers down my spine. Absolute shit hole.

 

[NMH]

Put on one of them sports jackets with the leather elbows, grab your pipe and drive the Land Rover to one of the pubs in Angmering, Goring or wherever you find one you can only get to by car in nowheresville, and pose like some upper-crust ponce.

Talk about your landholdings and the poor light at the stock exchange, and the extension to your farmhouse, and how tough it is to find a decent Jaguar mechanic who knows the vintage models.
(buy one of those keyrings with Ferrari on Maserati on it, and always lay it on the bar with your driving gloves)


Don't tell anyone you live in Worthing.

 

[Northstander]

The only places I remember from Worthing are

bensons, Chapmans, Liberties , Thieves Kitchen, The Fountain (or nursery as it was then known ) and of course the great "Sterns!"

 

[Gordon the Gopher]

Thomas a Beckett is Ok and run by Kerry mayo's brother. The Broadwater is sporty or the Cticketers if you fancy a decent ale and something quieter!

 

[Da Man Clay]

Go to Brighton mate.

Worthing is Chav capital of Sussex.

Done be stupid!


Both durrington and lancing outway worthing!

 

[Bakesy]

If you're anywhere near woodside road you may see Turienzo...........that's where he plays his football these days

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

The only places I remember from Worthing are

bensons, Chapmans, Liberties , Thieves Kitchen, The Fountain (or nursery as it was then known ) and of course the great "Sterns!"

Not one of those places has the same name now.

 

[Yoda]

But most people still call the Grand Vic, Chapmans.