[Albion] Where in the world is Joao Pedro?

[ACobweb]

If anyone is wondering / looking for another reason to be envious / curious about his choices he's wearing a Rolex DateJust 41mm - looks like the oystersteel and yellow gold, about £13k. Something along those lines anyway - there are variations in the metals used.

It's an interesting choice - the jubilee bracelet and fluted bezel are a decision he's made that make it catch the light and standout a little more than had he gone for the smooth bezel and oyster bracelet which are a bit more discrete. It's also an interesting choice because while it's a Rolex (slight yawn in that footballer-with-a-Rolex is a cliche) he's not gone for the much more common among footballers Submariner or Daytona.

The Submariner is a dive watch, looks the business, and is for many the "classic" Rolex while the Daytona is a bit of a legendary watch - if you buy a Daytona you likely have a bit of an interest in watches and their history or just a load of money and want a Rolex chronograph. Solly has a Daytona for example that's cost him 2 or 3 times as much as this DateJust. So the DateJust is arguably a bit of a refined buy and being very simple it's also one that's a bit understated and not typical for a professional footballer. I'd even suggest it's quite a classy choice compared to many.

Okay but what about the scrambled eggs?

 

[Bozza]

Hang on - looks like be might be having sex as well on this ill-timed holiday.

Does he have no shame after Saturday’s calamity?

 

[AK74]

Hang on - looks like be might be having sex as well on this ill-timed holiday.

Ah, he does still know how to shoot and score. That's reassuring.

 

[ROSM]

Hang on - looks like be might be having sex as well on this ill-timed holiday.

Does he have no shame after Saturday’s calamity?

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She must be a great injury therapist. He now seems to be able to shoot

 

[ROSM]

Ah, he does still know how to shoot and score. That's reassuring.

Oh bugger, didn't see your response before I posted mine

 

[Withdean South Stand]

Very creepy decision to keep posting the photos into this thread.

 

[Flounce]

Edit and draw too, we can’t be turning up for a poxy point

Hello Taffy

 

[dazzer6666]

If we win on Saturday, then it's a good move,
If we don't. There is going to be a lot of very angry posts on this thread.

'so Fabian, you just lost to previously dog shit Leicester who can't score for toffee......what went wrong exactly'

'Joao really let us down. He spent 2 hours in a comfy seat and ate some eggs'

 

[Uh_huh_him]

'so Fabian, you just lost to previously dog shit Leicester who can't score for toffee......what went wrong exactly'

'Joao really let us down. He spent 2 hours in a comfy seat and ate some eggs'

and a mini Croissant!
Don't forget the mini croissant!

 

[The Optimist]

Very creepy decision to keep posting the photos into this thread.

Presumably they are photos that he’s putting onto a public Instagram account

 

[Chicken Run]

Ah, he does still know how to shoot and score. That's reassuring.

He knows how to dive too…

 

[Chicken Run]

Hello Taffy

I just hope the East Stand hang around for the lap of honour

 

[ROSM]

'so Fabian, you just lost to previously dog shit Leicester who can't score for toffee......what went wrong exactly'

'Joao really let us down. He spent 2 hours in a comfy seat and ate some eggs'

At least we know why his hand was strapped for so many weeks. That rolex is weighing it down

 

[Withdean South Stand]

Presumably they are photos that he’s putting onto a public Instagram account

Of course they are, and they're readily available for anyone who wants to go see them. But posting them here to stir the pot, repeatedly, is strange behaviour in my opinion.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Ah, he does still know how to shoot and score. That's reassuring.

I hope for her sake he didn't try 25 step overs and run into another man beforehand.

 

[BNthree]

Of course they are, and they're readily available for anyone who wants to go see them. But posting them here to stir the pot, repeatedly, is strange behaviour in my opinion.

Most of the posts seem to be light-hearted or taking the piss rather than stirring the pot. (As in I highly doubt Bozza is actually outraged that Pedro may be enjoying the company of a beautiful woman after the team lost on Saturday.)

 

[ROSM]

Most of the posts seem to be light-hearted or taking the piss rather than stirring the pot. (As in I highly doubt Bozza is actually outraged that Pedro may be enjoying the company of a beautiful woman after the team lost on Saturday.)

I am only joking here. Sorry if it wasn't obvious

 

[BNthree]

I am only joking here. Sorry if it wasn't obvious

I thought it was but seemingly not for everyone!

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

I hope for her sake he didn't try 25 step overs and run into another man beforehand.

It’s not that kind of hotel. If he fancied that he’d have been better off staying in Brighton and visiting Bristol Gardens Health Spa.

 

[RandyWanger]

Some top stalking going on here. Looking forward to the flight tracker links