[Sussex] Where can I buy a GOOSE?

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Where’s the best place to buy a walrus, I quite fancy having an alternative Christmas dinner this year? Could someone also suggest a suitable stuffing as well? Thank you.

Iceland?

 

[el punal]

Iceland?

Brilliant!

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Where’s the best place to buy a walrus, I quite fancy having an alternative Christmas dinner this year? Could someone also suggest a suitable stuffing as well? Thank you.

Whatever you eat, don't use Tesco Stuffing. We wish you a Merry Chismoth...

 

[el punal]

Whatever you eat, don't use Tesco Stuffing. We wish you a Merry Chismoth...

Now, where did I leave my wallet?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Goose number 2

 

[maltaseagull]

Argoose?

That reminds me of the guy who used to sell the Argoose at the Goldstone.

 

[Bakero]

That reminds me of the guy who used to sell the Argoose at the Goldstone.

Did you used to have a gander?

 

[Winker]

I guess if the goose fat catches fire it will honk a bit?

 

[jevs]

Knew an old gamekeeper who would catch a swan in the summer, corn feed it and eat it on Christmas day.

 

[jakarta]

Whatever you eat, don't use Tesco Stuffing. We wish you a Merry Chismoth...

I think you mean merths...

 

[surrey jim]

Wickenden meats in Hangleton sell Goose. I can’t vouch for the quality of that particular meat, but have used them for several years and would certainly recommend.

 

[Guinness Boy]

First drain after 90 mins #RoastingAWalrus

 

[Hugo Rune]

First drain after 90 mins #RoastingAWalrus

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Mix that with a can of Guinness, 1/2 a bottle of Bailey’s and good Champagne for an Xmas cocktail you’ll never forget.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Mix that with a can of Guinness, 1/2 a bottle of Bailey’s and good Champagne for a Xmas cocktail you’ll never forget.

Never remember more like

 

[Seagull58]

Where’s the best place to buy a walrus, I quite fancy having an alternative Christmas dinner this year? Could someone also suggest a suitable stuffing as well? Thank you.

Walrus should be stuffed with a seal, which is stuffed with a barnacle goose, which is stuffed with a puffin.

 

[el punal]

Walrus should be stuffed with a seal, which is stuffed with a barnacle goose, which is stuffed with a puffin.

I now know who to tern to for such helpful advice.