When will Jesus rise again

[Gaffer's Banana Hammock]

It's that time of year, so this time, when will he rise again?

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

Tomorrow

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

apparently

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

He already has & he lives among you. Well the folks down Brick Lane apparently.

 

[Lyndhurst 14]

Doesn't that sort of thing contravene current Health and Safety legislation?

 

[Taybha]

The answer to this frequently asked question reveals itself at 1min 9 seconds of this

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[Tyrone Biggums]

When his shipment of viagra finally gets there.

He's been waiting over 2000 years for it now.

Apparently they are still on dial-up in Heaven.

 

[Juan Albion]

No chance of a little respect for others, I suppose?


Religion - the new black.

 

[WhingForPresident]

No chance of a little respect for others, I suppose?


Religion - the new black.

No chance of a little stopping looking down on people and being all holier than thou i suppose?

Juan Albion - An utter penis

 

[Harty]

Is he not here already, and has been for over 50 years, in the form of Tony Blair?

 

[nwgull]

Not until this afternoon, I reckon he was probably out on the lash last night.

 

[Husty]

Theres a new messiah in Brighton and Hove, and he speaks spanish!