When did u hear your dad swear for the first time

[Beeneys gloves]

Going on from something AFC Womble said, do u remember when pops first issued a dirty word?

Mine was in the Playoff final against Notts County, Robert Codner gave away possession again and he uttered the magic words, "Codner you useless dickhead."

Quality

 

[Dancin Ninja BHA]

Excuse my language Beeney, but what a f***ing pointless thread......how old are you to come out with drivel like that, 13?

 

[Beeneys gloves]

I thought it could have been better than some of the stuff on here, if it gets no replies il shamefully hang my head and u can all stare and point at me

 

[Benny Seagull]

i was about to post a reply but now i've read the above i won't and instead call you an adolessant toss-pot.


(i thought this did have potential - better luck next time)

 

[Beeneys gloves]

I cant believe Dancin Ninja could be so cruel to a poor defenceless 9 year old

 

[Benny Seagull]

aren't you 23 then??!

 

[berkshire seagull]

Thinking back i don't think the mum or dad ever stopped swearing.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

About 15 years ago - we had some lodger staying who got pissed up and smashed a bottle of ketchup all over the kitchen floor.

Dad went spare when he got back - never heard him use the F-word before or since! Scared the crap out of me at the time, I was only 7!