***WHC IX* Semi final live draw***

[Simster]

Lets face it, the Bear only got here due to the unheard of levels of tactical voting by supporters of other creatures who feared meeting up with the HB in the semis or the final.

Can we ban whiny badgeristas please? We don't want them ruining this prestigious competition.


They are almost as bad as SMUGgie and all his Nigel chums.

 

[Badger]

Good question! I'm mortified that I forgot to mention it

Semi final 1 will run from monday 1st Feb - wed 3rd feb.

Semi final 2 will run from wed 3rd feb - fri 5th feb.

The Final will be held on monday 8th of feb with the closing ceremony on wed 10th feb.

TBH people should already know this from their WHC WALLCHART.

I've been PENCILLING in all the results before going over them with a SHARPIE. You can never be too careful when it comes to wallcharts.

 

[m20gull]

Can we ban whiny badgeristas please? We don't want them ruining this prestigious competition.


They are almost as bad as SMUGgie and all his Nigel chums.

Formerly prestigious and now ruined for ever by 2016 Q4. The whiff of corruption and scandal will hang over WHC for ever.

Just like the World Cup, Tour de France, Olympics, etc

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

TBH people should already know this from their WHC WALLCHART.

I've been PENCILLING in all the results before going over them with a SHARPIE. You can never be too careful when it comes to wallcharts.

Unfortunately some people don't fully utilise their wall charts and in some extreme cases don't even have one. Maybe I'll include the official WHC X WALLCHART at the start of group A next year.

 

[Guinness Boy]

STOP PRESS.

This video contains extremely important information regarding the remaining competitors. It is a MUST WATCH.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Formerly prestigious and now ruined for ever by 2016 Q4. The whiff of corruption and scandal will hang over WHC for ever.

Just like the World Cup, Tour de France, Olympics, etc

Indeed. I reckon all previous results should be expunged from the records just in case (particularly the Mantis Shrimp one). Next year GNLF won't be running this from Japan in January. Oh no. It'll be from QATAR. In July, Just marl my words.

 

[Baldseagull]

Pointless competition now that Honey Badger is out. Spike Lee Honey Badger refuses to attend the final, if he gets an invite.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Unfortunately some people don't fully utilise their wall charts and in some extreme cases don't even have one. Maybe I'll include the official WHC X WALLCHART at the start of group A next year.

As FABULOUS as that would undoubtedly be, you can't have a WALLCHART for a competition that has free draws. You'd need to publish it after the draw for the group stages, and subsequent rounds would then have to be pre-determined (A1 v D2, etc). Then we'd see even MORE tactical voting as frightened fluffy types desperately tried to rig their placing in the group to avoid anything HARD.

 

[LlcoolJ]

But he's just a bit ... dull

You can't imagine him having a pint and then flipping out. He just lies around and then attacks. the mouse is a nutter, he would walk into a bar, it would go silent and then he would get a pint poured not pay for it (you don't charge the mouse) and then just go and nut someone for being in his pub.

You make him sound like Franco Begbie. But he's actually just a mouse.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

As FABULOUS as that would undoubtedly be, you can't have a WALLCHART for a competition that has free draws. You'd need to publish it after the draw for the group stages, and subsequent rounds would then have to be pre-determined (A1 v D2, etc). Then we'd see even MORE tactical voting as frightened fluffy types desperately tried to rig their placing in the group to avoid anything HARD.

That's a good point, well made.

The wall chart will have to wait until a change in WHC formula.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

STOP PRESS.

This video contains extremely important information regarding the remaining competitors. It is a MUST WATCH.

I thought there was an extended 12" of this somewhere.

 

[Hotchilidog]

Lets face it, the Bear only got here due to the unheard of levels of tactical voting by supporters of other creatures who feared meeting up with the HB in the semis or the final.

Team Bear since round 1 and proud of it.

 

[El Presidente]

I'm amazed that Panini don't have a sticker set for WHC.

 

[Giraffe]

So am I right that we have a croc, a bear, a mouse and a wolf type creature in the semis?

I guess that is still better than a shrimp winning it.

Whilst disappointed for the badger (and human and giraffe) I think I am backing the bear

 

[SweatyMexican]

After his disgraceful dirty tricks in the last round, screw the bloody bear.

 

[Badger Boy]

After his disgraceful dirty tricks in the last round, screw the bloody bear.

I thought that too, and I was going to get behind the Mouse. But that would be a disgrace to animals everywhere. Now, I don't know. The teddy can't win this thing, the Crocodile ridiculously beat the Tiger so that only leaves me with one option. The other thing left in the tournament.

 

[BBassic]

But he's just a bit ... dull

You can't imagine him having a pint and then flipping out. He just lies around and then attacks. the mouse is a nutter, he would walk into a bar, it would go silent and then he would get a pint poured not pay for it (you don't charge the mouse) and then just go and nut someone for being in his pub.

The croc is that bloke in the pub that you just don't go near. You know the one. Always perched in the same place, keeping a weary eye over the rabble. You see him when you walk in and he damn sure sees you. As a laugh you dare one of your mates to go talk to him and your mate never comes back.

 

[Papa Lazarou]

#AnythingButTheBear Glad the mighty croc can get his teeth into the cuddly bear. Swift retribution will be meted out i'm sure.

 

[Doc Lynam]

 

[The Brighton Bear]

I might vote for the bear.