Vankleek Hill Seagull
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[Other Sport] WHC CHAMPION OF CHAMPIONS: Group A - the group of death.
- Thread starter Garry Nelson's Left Foot
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As always, sad to see the badgeristas conveniently ignore their own arguments about pound-for-pound hardness and head-mentalness when facing the Grasshopper Mouse.
If the GM was badger sized, there'd be no messing about. What's that thing nibbling at my ankles? Oh, a badger. I'll gnaw it's head off, and howl at the moon to celebrate.
It's a mouse that eats snakes ffs.
If the GM was badger sized, there'd be no messing about. What's that thing nibbling at my ankles? Oh, a badger. I'll gnaw it's head off, and howl at the moon to celebrate.
It's a mouse that eats snakes ffs.
Iggle Piggle
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- Sep 3, 2010
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Orcas are without doubt not hard. Everyone has seen the party trick of sticking a dolphin trainers head in its mouth with no damage done whatsoever. Try doing that with a Salt Water Croc.
Never been a Shrimp fan. Can't have a winner that lives on the pick and mix counter.
Never been a Shrimp fan. Can't have a winner that lives on the pick and mix counter.
I've voted Croc but I was wevering between that and the mighty shrimp.
I assume we're using the Alternative Vote system? Let's just assume everyone has put Shrimp for their second choice.
STOP PRESS
CHANGE YOUR VOTES
The GM has a bite force 1000x that of a Jaguar, when scaled to be the same size. At that size, it could bite through a 6-inch slab of concrete. In the video below, it bit literally broke the bite force sensor when they tried to measure it.
CHANGE YOUR VOTES
The GM has a bite force 1000x that of a Jaguar, when scaled to be the same size. At that size, it could bite through a 6-inch slab of concrete. In the video below, it bit literally broke the bite force sensor when they tried to measure it.
Paul Reids Sock
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The mouse is the only real winner
The problem is that people ignore the 'pound for pound' rule and go for the animals that get all the press. If all these animals were equal sized then the GM would win (other than maybe the Bullet Ant which was robbed in the groups a few years back)
The problem is that people ignore the 'pound for pound' rule and go for the animals that get all the press. If all these animals were equal sized then the GM would win (other than maybe the Bullet Ant which was robbed in the groups a few years back)
midnight_rendezvous
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I'm very excited to have to look forward to again especially in these rather shit times!
I'm backing the Orca. The others think they're hard but they can't hold a candle to my boy Shamoo! Ultimate APEX predator. Remember that film that made everyone scared to swim in the ocean? Shamoo would eat him for breakfast. Extremely efficient, is a team player and highly intelligent, a characteristic that is often overlooked in previous WHC comps. #teamorca. It makes sense.
I'm backing the Orca. The others think they're hard but they can't hold a candle to my boy Shamoo! Ultimate APEX predator. Remember that film that made everyone scared to swim in the ocean? Shamoo would eat him for breakfast. Extremely efficient, is a team player and highly intelligent, a characteristic that is often overlooked in previous WHC comps. #teamorca. It makes sense.
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midnight_rendezvous
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drew
Drew
Torn between the SWC and the HB. Watched a vid of two HB strolling into a group of 6 lions and fighting them off but the SWC gets my vote because not only are they hard, they are evil looking ****ers.
Iggle Piggle
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Didn't Steve Irwin make a career of that?
And if you recall his death, one ripped his head clean off.
It's such a shame that the MSM published the Fake news Stingray in the chest rubbish. Can't trust anyone nowadays. Or 2006 even.
You said it yourself. 6 huge, powerful lions - the king of the jungle - seen off by 2 incey-wincey cuddly badgers.
To put things in perspective, an adult HB is around 35lbs. A fully grown lioness is about 280lbs. So you have a combined 1700ish pounds of apex predator having its dinner nicked by around 70lbs of cuddly.
I urge you to think again :
Looks like the shrimp is really going to have to go some to turn this round.
I have complete confidence he can do it, however.
I have complete confidence he can do it, however.
Well, that and getting LUZZED out of central European brothels for being far too ugly (for a brass) and having a tiny WINKY.
Members of the North Ztand Zhat...
Onze again you are voting for zrozs. Onze again voting for the badgerz. Where did it take you? Are you pleazed with the outzome? Take a look at the world, take a look at yourzelf. Are you happy? The anzwer iz alwayz "nay, brother".
Thiz zhould mean they are dangerouz zreatures, zorrezt? But we're greater than that. We made the ozeans great again. We are the zuperior animalz. We ignore mankind, because we're too good and too ztrong.
You have to take reality into equation. You zould kill the badger in hiz hole, if you just dig deep enough. You zould kill the orza, when it goez to the zurfaze to breathe. You zould kill the zroz, if you have a small boat. But zould you kill uz? You'd be dead on arrival. You zan not zwim that deep. You zan not avoid getting zhot by our projeztiles.
Who iz ztopping humanity? Ozean is. We are rulerz of ozean. You zeaze. We perzizt. We will build a wall of water and you're paying for it
Vote zhrimpz, if you want uz to zave you. Vote zhrimpz, if you know that we won't.
Onze again you are voting for zrozs. Onze again voting for the badgerz. Where did it take you? Are you pleazed with the outzome? Take a look at the world, take a look at yourzelf. Are you happy? The anzwer iz alwayz "nay, brother".
Thiz zhould mean they are dangerouz zreatures, zorrezt? But we're greater than that. We made the ozeans great again. We are the zuperior animalz. We ignore mankind, because we're too good and too ztrong.
You have to take reality into equation. You zould kill the badger in hiz hole, if you just dig deep enough. You zould kill the orza, when it goez to the zurfaze to breathe. You zould kill the zroz, if you have a small boat. But zould you kill uz? You'd be dead on arrival. You zan not zwim that deep. You zan not avoid getting zhot by our projeztiles.
Who iz ztopping humanity? Ozean is. We are rulerz of ozean. You zeaze. We perzizt. We will build a wall of water and you're paying for it
Vote zhrimpz, if you want uz to zave you. Vote zhrimpz, if you know that we won't.
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
Tough shout, but the mouse wins by a squeak.