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lawros left foot

Glory hunting since 1969
Jun 11, 2011
13,752
Worthing
One Large Pot of English Breakfast Tea
One Pint Freshly Squeezed Orange Juice

9 rashers of crispy smoked back bacon - dry cured and free range
3 rounds of fried bread - sourdough fried in bacon fat from bacon above
3 large thick slices of black pudding
3 poached eggs

& a blowjob



After eating that lot, how can you put anything else in your mouth?
 












Surf's Up

Well-known member
Jul 17, 2011
10,201
Here
A nice large piece of pan de campo - toasted
Rub a clove of garlic over the toasted bread
Drizzle olive oil on the toast, to taste
Slice a large tomato and place on toast
Salt and additional oil/chopped garlic to taste
Enjoy with a cup of freshly made coffee
Perfection.
 




Ludensian Gull

Well-known member
Apr 18, 2009
3,713
Thorpness Suffolk
Fried bread slice
toast, 2 slices with butter and marmalade
bacon
fried egg
sausage
black pudding
baked beans
mushrooms
maybe even some chips and a tomato with it.


and a mug of tea.


Job done.

This without the chips,which IMHO is not breakfast fodder.
 


Nibble

New member
Jan 3, 2007
19,238
Half a toasted sesame seed bagel, cream cheese, smoked salmon and cup of Earl Grey. I will take this between 10:30 and 11:00. Any more at breakfast time any earlier and my guts are like the La Brea tar pits.
 


daveinprague

New member
Oct 1, 2009
12,572
Prague, Czech Republic
Wasnt there somebody famous who said 'eating hot buttered toast with cunty fingers' ?

Not using the word gratuitously, its what he said.
 






Nibble

New member
Jan 3, 2007
19,238
Wasnt there somebody famous who said 'eating hot buttered toast with cunty fingers' ?

Not using the word gratuitously, its what he said.

Nick Parker in his book toast.

A breakfast table on a sunny morning, listening to the church bells ringing eating hot buttered..."

It's a great line.
 










Czechmate

Well-known member
Oct 5, 2011
1,212
Brno Czech Republic
2 mugs of tea
2 slices bread and butter
tinned tomatoes (not too much juice)
beans
mushrooms
2 fried eggs
2 sausages
3 bacon
Lashings and lashings of bubble and squeak
topped with salt , pepper
brown sauce on my mushrooms and bacon and sausages
red sauce on my eggs and bubble

Marvellous scenes !
 






severnside gull

Well-known member
May 16, 2007
24,540
By the seaside in West Somerset
Just back from a quick trip to France. Breakfast of 3 sea urchins, 6 oysters, bread & half bottle of wine.
Not what I'd choose everyday but it was bloody lovely!
 




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