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Whats your favourite FEELING ?

Whats your favourite FEELING ?

  • Having a DRINK when you're well THIRSTY

    Votes: 3 15.8%
  • Having a SCOFF when you're STARVING

    Votes: 1 5.3%
  • Having a SHIT when you're BLOATED

    Votes: 3 15.8%
  • Having a PISS when you're DYING for it

    Votes: 9 47.4%
  • Having a WANK when you're MISERABLE

    Votes: 1 5.3%
  • Having a SCRATCH when your genitals ITCH

    Votes: 1 5.3%
  • Having a SHOWER when you STINK

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Having a SNEEZE when your clogged with SNOT

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • GRASSING on someone and seeing them get BOLLOCKED

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Other (please specify)

    Votes: 1 5.3%

  • Total voters
    19


Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,795
Location Location
As per brighton boys suggestion, here's a poll to decide what is your most favourite feeling of satisfaction. What ranks top of YOUR list ?
 










Ex Shelton Seagull

New member
Jul 7, 2003
1,522
Block G, Row F, Seat 175
Taking a good piss is my choice. Sometimes I feel a little sick after having a massive dump, that empty feeling inside can be a little distressing. It's a lot of work afterwards as well. Nope, nothing can beat the sensation of letting off a stream after a few drinks and add it to the thrill of doing it "au natural" and you've got yourself a winning sensation.
 






Gary Nelson

New member
Jul 25, 2003
1,378
Hove
piss...definitely!
left a lock in at 3 on sunday morning, walked up to the cab shop, needed a lash, thought cab will be here in T minus 6 minutes.
20 minutes, later with my hand on my chap whincing, the cab turned up. It was the longest cab ride home in the world and it was at that point I realised there were so many f***ing bumps ib Brighton!!!!
 


Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,795
Location Location
Having given this careful consideration, I think Turkey is right.
When you are DYING for a piss, there's nothing quite like the feeling of relief when you can finally let go and ejaculate your golden spray. I can remember a particularly tortuous journey on the London Underground on the way back from a match once, after a heavy session in the pub. My bladder was full to bursting, it was absolute agony, and I was convinced I was going to piss meself. But the trouble is, you can't hop around or double-over holding your privates, cos it makes you look a prize MOTH. So I had to stand there trying to look casual (if I'd have sat down, the pressure would DEFINATELY have caused leakage). When I finally got to a toilet at the station, my piss absolutely EXPLODED into the urinal, and I felt almost reborn.

I defy anyone not to go "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" in that situation.
Yep, pissing is GREAT :thumbsup:
 




Turkey

Well-known member
Jul 4, 2003
15,587
Which begs the question - Why do it so often? Surely we should fill our bladders to the maximum before letting burst. Such a rare treat. :lolol:
 


Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,795
Location Location
I'd love to see a bladder full of piss, and see how it all works to keep the piss in check. Is it basically a bag with a pipe coming out of it, with a little valve which we can squeeze and relax ? Its weird how we can do things within our bodies without actually knowing how we do it. If you get what I mean.
 


John Dorian

Glass Case of EMOTION
I no what you mean. I love having a long piss especially when you are bursting. when I was a kid, it was a mission trying to hold your knob to stop you from pissing in your dads car on a long trip home. The agony.
 




Turkey

Well-known member
Jul 4, 2003
15,587
Referee87 said:
I no what you mean. I love having a long piss especially when you are bursting. when I was a kid, it was a mission trying to hold your knob to stop you from pissing in your dads car on a long trip home. The agony.

The agony is SO worth it though - provided you don't ur actually lose your battle with the bladder.. :lolol:
 




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