What's your excuse :)

[AmexRuislip]

A report in the Daily Rag, reporting on medical staff hearing excuses for weird sex injuries.
It's brilliant
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/medical-staff-reveal-ridiculous-excuses-7954602

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

A report in the Daily Rag, reporting on medical staff hearing excuses for weird sex injuries.
It's brilliant
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/medical-staff-reveal-ridiculous-excuses-7954602

This stuff is decades old, there are published accounts in scientific journals including the BMJ. I can remember the naked hoovering story from when I was a lab scientist in the late 70's.

 

[symyjym]

Made up stuff. "If" you were stuck on a Henry, you don't need to take the whole Henry to hospital.

 

[Fungus]

Not going to read the Mirror, but I hope they've updated the story to include Howard Wolowitz's robot hand.