What's wrong with modern football?

[Wozza]

I'm helping someone with a project. We need words and phrases which define what's crap/wrong about the modern game (Premiership).

We've got these below. Can anyone think of more? Doesn't matter how stupid. No, really.

Expensive tickets
Prawn sandwiches
Overpaid players
Players with celebrity girlfriends
Club superstores
Corporate hospitality

 

[CAFC Matt]

Bottle throwing

 

[Citrus]

Expensive shirts.

Grounds with no history/atmosphere.

 

[Biscuit]

manager nicking!

 

[CAFC Matt]

Expensive shirts.

Grounds with no history/atmosphere.

1) Our shirts are a sexpensive as yours
2) OIur ground has more history thn thr majrity of footy grounds and always has an atmoshpere

 

[Locky]

Plastic Balls.

Not like the old days when they had laces, and it took a real man to head the ball.

 

[Citrus]

1) Our shirts are a sexpensive as yours
2) OIur ground has more history thn thr majrity of footy grounds and always has an atmoshpere

Like Riverside, St Marys, Walkers etc.

No offence intended Matty!

 

[CAFC Matt]

Like Riverside, St Marys, Walkers etc.

No offence intended Matty!

ok

 

[Yorkie]

Seats

 

[Albion Rob]

Loutish players

 

[eiregull]

playercam
supercup
fanzone
tapping up
bung
poaching
chief executive
director of football
youth academy
weakened team
monday night football
premiership plus
fa challenge cup
arsene wenger
silver boots
seagulls world

 

[CAFC Matt]

Anymore lol

 

[Citrus]

Seagulls World?

Sorry to dissapoint you eiregull, but we seem to be in division 2.

 

[eiregull]

friday night football
deadly doug
mutv
chelski
reading (ok)
va va voom
babys on the pitch ala brooklyn
alan mullery and co
enic
sports management
eileen drewery
sports psycologists
masseurs (erickson today)
robbie fowlers nose clip
robbie fowler
roonaldo
dieticians
bha.bet.com
walkie talkies
referees assesors

well you got me started

 

[eiregull]

ok arsenal world you know what i mean

 

[Citrus]

 

[El Presidente]

LDV

 

[eiregull]

did i forget to mention manchester united

 

[CAFC Matt]

Whats LDV got to do with the prem?

 

[eiregull]

and far east tours