whats the worse thing youve done with food

[bomber130]

Mine was to get a 27 hour old kebab out of the bin coz I got the munchies at 1 oclock in the morning. Still tasted suprisingly good.

 

[dannyboy]

tried to stick an aubergine in some birds chuffer. surprisingly got quite a bit in

 

[LowKarate]

Strictly speaking it wasn't food, but I did drink the water out of a vase of flowers on the table at a restaurant whilst slightly intoxicated. Still here 16 years later, so nothing wrong with that I guess.

 

[bomber130]

Danny boy your a hero in my eyes now

 

[jevs]

I once roasted Jersey Royals....a terrible cullinary crime !!!

(and that's not a reference to any perverse sexual activity before anyone mentions it) *rolls eyes*

 

[Easy 10]

Danny boy your a hero in my eyes now

Just wait till DannySeagull gets hold of this thread.

 

[Philzo-93]

The weirdest thing!? Ermm, got really pissed off with my mate on holiday (first class prat) so I decided to put cheese in his sleeping bag and waited for the poor bastard to scream for his life. He hates cheese. Still makes me chuckle, happened 7 years ago.

 

[fire&skill]

I struggle to digest ice cream, so often find it passively regurgitates ten minutes later, whereupon I 'eat' it all over again. Have done this with fish and chips in the past. Ask Diffbrook.

 

[Frutos]

Fish fingers and custard

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

Drank half a pint of Vinegar once.

 

[Snowy]

Drank the water out of the fish tank when I was five!

 

[Stat Brother]

Drank half a pint of Vinegar once.

Me too, my kidneys didn't half kick up for a day or 2 later.

 

[Eggman]

Gravy granual sandwich

 

[IndependentWSU]

I want to hear more from 'DannyBoy'

 

[IndependentWSU]

tried to stick an aubergine in some birds chuffer. surprisingly got quite a bit in

Was it a girl you knew, or just some random girl in the supermarket.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Been a cunning linguist with a home made trifle and a fellow 6th former circa June 1986

 

[Scotty Mac]

once found a kfc burger down the back of the sofa while at uni - i presumed it was mine from the previous evenings drinking session and so proceeded to eat it cold

nothing bad surprisingly came of it, and it lined my stomach a treat for another day of solid consumption

 

[bennibenj]

tried to stick an aubergine in some birds chuffer. surprisingly got quite a bit in

i just got a massive bollocking thanks lol, read this, burst into laughter and interrupted my wifes tv programme, not happy with me now. f***ing brilliant

 

[Pevenseagull]

eggs from caged hens


HEN

 

[Titanic]

Been a cunning linguist with a home made trifle and a fellow 6th former circa June 1986

What a strange choice of lubricant.