What's the strangest place you've fallen asleep?

[Sonic]

Mine was in a club in Nottingham. I think it was called the Black Orchid or something like that.
I fell asleep standing up at the bar, with a drink in my hand, only to be woken by a girl saying 'OI, WAKE UP'. Don't know how long I was asleep, or how I fell asleep in the first place as it was bloody loud in there. I wasn't even pissed, just knackered.

Sure you can all do better, but I thought I'd get things going.

 

[jimmy hill's chin]

i fell asleep in a grave yard once and that was scary waking up again by the church bells

 

[Mr Popkins]

was well pissed one night, got off the bus, couldnt make it a few 100 yards to my house so fell asleep on the bus stop bench, it was a cold night an i had the wool jacket on ,woke up an hour later covered in frost!!!

 

[CHAPPERS]

France

 

[e block rebellion]

in the bath after a quality nite out

 

[Italiaseagull]

I fell asleep on the train back from Charleroi to Ostend, after that Phill Neville last minute cock up at Euro 2000. The train was packed and I was sitting on a seat with my elbow rested on a table, when I woke up I was still in a seated position but several feet from the seat with my elbow now rested on some blokes knee.

 

[brighton rock]

one of my mates used to be able to so sleep on a bar stall

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

I woke up during a 13 hour flight - My head snuggled up to a comfy pillow.

The pillow turned out to be the lap of a female passenger.

Luckily she saw the funny side even though i'd been there for two hours........................

We still had 6 hours of the flight to go.....................

 

[Lush]

If passing out is the same as falling asleep...

...on the table at The Centenary Dinner.

 

[Marc]

Various front gardens on my way back from the pub...something about freshly cut grass and how it tricks the mind into making you think its a bed!

 

[Reading Posh]

It's close, but I think my parent's greenhouse just shades Shoeburyness sidings.

 

[Yorkie]

I have fallen asleep sitting at a table in a pub (Cross Keys in Liversedge) with my face cupped by my hand leaning on my elbow.

I was so tired the second drink did it

 

[hart's shirt]

A quiet corner of the Oxford Union reading room in an outrageously comfortable armchair.

By the time I'd woken up, someone had turned the lights out and locked the door. So I went back to sleep again.

 

[Icy Gull]

Many years ago on the floor beside the decks when working as a dj. Had put on the 20+ minutes of James Brown's Sex Machine, always a good record to have a break to and decided to relax on the floor. Woken up by the manager of the club standing over me and a full dance floor staring at the dj box and no music playing

 

[ripper]

In a club too, I fell asleep and was woken by a girl whose comfy coat I was using as a pillow

 

[Soton Seagull]

A lock in, in an underground bar in Central Southampton about 2 years ago. I woke up underneath a DJ booth at about 6 am and set the alarms off escaping the deserted place.

(Just noticed this should bring up the 500 posts! )

 

[Simster]

Mine was in a club in Nottingham. I think it was called the Black Orchid or something like that.

I fell asleep in that very club, although admittedly not at the bar. Instead, my mate had pissed in a pint glass and we took our seats on a nearby sofa to watch for the next robbing twat who wanted to pinch a free pint. That's when I fell asleep.


My entry is 4 weeks after my son was born. For those first few weeks of a childs life, you're feckin knackered as a parent because they basically wake up crying for food every two hours. After 3 or 4 weeks, I got a pass to go for a few beers with some mates, but because I hadn't drunk for a while, I got hammered. Anyway at 2am, Sam started crying and I volunteered to feed him, so I got up to get his expressed milk from fridge and sat on the spare bed cradling him and gave him his bottle. It takes half an hour to feed a newborn, yet all I remember is waking up at 4.30am on the bed, Sam still in my arms fast asleep with an empty bottle in his mouth. I'd fallen asleep whilst sitting upright feeding him because I was a bit pissed. Scared the hell out of me actually, what if I'd dropped him!

 

[Eggman]

My mate once fell asleep next to the HUGE speaker in club Es Paradise in Ibiza. How?

 

[Eggman]

Iv fallen asleep on a snooker table, in a working mans club I used to frequent. Crashed out mid-game, waiting for my mate to arrive back from the bar with the drinks!

 

[Rich Suvner]

Aged 16, I'd had a heavy night on the lash (probs 3 or 4 ciders back then!) and after grabbing some food, ended up fallin asleep underneath Worthing pier waiting for mates to leave club... in December!

When I eventually came to I was still so drunk I bizarely phoned up the operator to get the number of the speaking clock (who informed me that it was almost 5am)!!

I promptly phoned my dad, who'd just come home from abroad and hadn't seen me for months. He wasn't impressed about how the lifestyle of his son had changed, having moved back from Singapore!

The next year I woke up down an alley in Ibiza (of which I had no recollection) next to a pool of vomit . I was amazed, and relieved, to find my hotel was only 100 yards away.