when furious masturbation broke out 'pon the terraces
Blackburn called a game off once because a lot of their players had the sniffles.
The FA docked them -3 points. If they'd just played the game (and lost, thus getting 0 points), they'd have stayed up that season. I THINK this is right, but I can't be bothered to check.
Middlesbrough, shurely.