Whats the funniest thing you have seen or heard at a home Match?

[zefarelly]

yeah but I may not havve heard it properly as it was probably full of spit and burger debris by then

 

[zefarelly]

a personal fave, although not hillarious, was a freind having not smoked for 2 years refusing a cigarette in the pissing rain, 3-1 down at home to Bornmouth, East Terrace, 15 to go . . . .30 seconds later, 'ahh f*** it . . .give us a fag' . . .after a shaky start to trying to light the thing, it fired up, he took one puff, and he was shivering so much he dropped it in a puddle !

the ballboy splashing an opposing player with the ball a few years back was quite funny, bounced it through the flooded long jump sand pit

 

[Titanic]

Ferret's furious and rather bumbling outburst at the FDM will live long in my memory - and constantly raise a smile!

 

[See-Goals]

Mine has to be the last game @ Priestfield. The Rainham end did a 'sit down if we're going home' (at which we all obliged) only for the bloke infront of me to rise with a doner kebab stuck to his arse.
If that wasn't bad enough he boarded the same bus as I did with the kebab still hanging out the back of him!

Oh and hi by the way - first post an all.

 

[pasty]

Ah the east terrace north zef. Reminds of another cracker. Back in the glorious Goldstone days, we'd had a spate of 3-2 victories on the bounce. We were playing Hull (I think) and were 3-1 up with about a minute to go. Hull scored, and some chap walking out went absolutely nuts screaming yes yes yes yes. We all thought he was a Hull fan until he explained he'd put a tenner on at 25/1 for us to win 3-2.

The ref then disallowed the goal. Well we laughed.

 

[saltash seagull]

Ah the east terrace north zef. Reminds of another cracker. Back in the glorious Goldstone days, we'd had a spate of 3-2 victories on the bounce. We were playing Hull (I think) and were 3-1 up with about a minute to go. Hull scored, and some chap walking out went absolutely nuts screaming yes yes yes yes. We all thought he was a Hull fan until he explained he'd put a tenner on at 25/1 for us to win 3-2.

The ref then disallowed the goal. Well we laughed.

i think that 1 wins it for me

 

[The Large One]

Playing Hull City when they were in deep shit under David Lloyd. They were playing utter shite and someone from D block shouted 'no wonder they locked you out...'

Farrington getting booked, and Goldstone North Stand shouting 'off, off, off'

One which hasn't happened yet - Milky bringing the bird that he is shagging along to the game.