Whats the funniest thing you have seen or heard at a home Match?

[Northstander]

Just following The "Sub who?" thread, wish I had seen that !!!

 

[Smithers-Jones]

"Wearing number 9...Mark Farrington!"

 

[The Large One]

Last night's Danny Cullip speech which went 'OI, f***ing get over there...', and heard down the entire valley,when defending a free-kick was quite amusing. But not the funniest. I'll have to think about that for a bit.

 

[Braders]

"replacing him Paul Kitson"

whole crowd- "WHO?"

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

the ww player who got sent off for shouting abuse on boxing day picked the perfect moment when noone was talking

 

[On the Left Wing]

Peterhead v Albion Rovers
November 2000
Crowd of about 700
Guy in front of me farted
His wife said to him "Was that you?"
"Yes, sorry." he said
"Well say pardon"
SILENCE
a minute passed before a bloke in the front row of the stand turned round and in a very loud voice said: "She said say pardon, it fuckin stinks down here"
At least three players on the pitch turned round and I could see the Albion Rovers left back peeing himself laughing
It could only happen at a Scottish Div 3 match!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Bad taste moment in H Block last night: 'Fiddler On The Youth'

 

[Northstander]

Peterhead v Albion Rovers
November 2000
Crowd of about 700
Guy in front of me farted
His wife said to him "Was that you?"
"Yes, sorry." he said
"Well say pardon"
SILENCE
a minute passed before a bloke in the front row of the stand turned round and in a very loud voice said: "She said say pardon, it fuckin stinks down here"
At least three players on the pitch turned round and I could see the Albion Rovers left back peeing himself laughing
It could only happen at a Scottish Div 3 match!

 

[Hungry Joe.]

One of the funniest happened last night. This guy was standing and walking up and down the aisle in C Block after half time having lost the plot as to where he'd sat during the first half. He looked really confused and a bit glazed in the eye department. No one helped for ages and mass sniggering broke out until Curly next to me said "have you got your ticket mate" to which the guy pulled out the crumpled ticket from his back pocket and read out the row and number. He was pointed to the vacant seat with the same vacant expression still on his face. Clarkey in front of me then piped up the immortal line "That'll teach him to drop a pill at half time".

I guess you had to be there but believe me it was funny.

 

[On the Left Wing]

Or at the Goldstone it has to be a reserve match back in 1967/68 when I was just a boy and attended every match!
The Albion goalie (can't remember his name but he was number 2 to Brian Powney) was chatting to a woman at the front of the North Stand while the Albion were on the attack. They were throwing gags back and forth and both laughing, when the opposition suddenly mounted an attack. The 2,000 odd crowd were all shouting at the keeper who was oblivious to what was happening on the pitch. He turned round just in time to get a hand to goal bound shot.
I guess that speaks volumes for our club and its professionals!

 

[pasty]

One springs to mind from a couple of seasons back. With a pretty much standard appalling linesman display, a mate of mine gave him a rather loud shout of "OI, I've got better lino in my kitchen"

 

[Gwylan]

Or at the Goldstone it has to be a reserve match back in 1967/68 when I was just a boy and attended every match!
The Albion goalie (can't remember his name but he was number 2 to Brian Powney) was chatting to a woman at the front of the North Stand while the Albion were on the attack. They were throwing gags back and forth and both laughing, when the opposition suddenly mounted an attack. The 2,000 odd crowd were all shouting at the keeper who was oblivious to what was happening on the pitch. He turned round just in time to get a hand to goal bound shot.
I guess that speaks volumes for our club and its professionals!

That would have been Tony Burns: a bit of a pin-up boy if I remember rightly. Did him no good though, he ended up at Palace.

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

"Get Knight off, he's too slow!" - copyright North Stand Moaners

 

[Tom Bombadil]

In the early day at Withdean.

Some one kept shouting "come on Bri'on" always droping the t's
Someone replied " Who's Brian"
Then from the back "I'm Brian ...... and so's my wife" followed by people all round the stand
"I'm Brian"
"I'm Brian"

etc etc

 

[Titanic]

I guess I shouldn't have found it funny... but the little choirboy singing 'Happy birthday dear Seagulls' made me laugh!!

 

[Cadiz Seagull]

Farrington being booked at the Goldstone, followed by an exasperated shout from someone in the crowd "come off it ref; you can't book him just for being crap!"

 

[bhaexpress]

'Would Mr Richard Jones please return home immeadiatly, your wife has just given birth to twins !'

 

[Hiney]

"Does Hermione know you're here?"

to Chesterfield goalkeeper Carl MUGGLEton was quite funny last season

 

[zefarelly]

One springs to mind from a couple of seasons back. With a pretty much standard appalling linesman display, a mate of mine gave him a rather loud shout of "OI, I've got better lino in my kitchen"

I remember that, or at least I think I do! for all the crap that comes out of cell block D some of it is quite funny

During the last few seasons at the Goldstone the football was so poor we'd often end up in hysterics just at the sheer incompetence, like simple crossfield passes , along the ground at 5mph, Storer puts his foot out and the ball squirms under and out for a throw in . . .. 5 year olds can control that kind of thing, we where utter shyte, but you have to laugh

 

[pasty]

I remember that, or at least I think I do!

You shold do Zef. It was Dave so he probably bellowed it right in your lughole !