Whats the first five words you say after sex?

[CHAPPERS]

My work here is done.

 

[TSB]

'Never said i was good!'

 

[Captain Haddock]

I LOVE you, Captain Haddock!

 

[Captain Haddock]

Oh God, I'm sooo sorry!

 

[Captain Haddock]

Well that went fairly badly












(You can see, I'm a right Casanova )

 

[John Bumlick]

thanks. the finger really helped.

 

[Beach Hut]

How much did that cost

 

[Easy 10]

thanks. the finger really helped.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Oh here comes my parents!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Dad! Dad! Please no more

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Jakey, I'm off to Colchester

 

[Stevie Boy]

you mum was much better

 

[medicine man]

Put the kettle on, love.

 

[Drumstick]

Whats that in my arse?

 

[Drumstick]

What!?! your not called jess?

 

[driller]

tonight i went ugly early!

 

[driller]

welcome to the hiv club

 

[Mr Burns]

7 seconds. I'm getting quicker

 

[Drumstick]

7 seconds? Im getting longer


sorry mr burns

 

[Barrel of Fun]

How far is Motherwell, babe?