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[Seasider78]

Never throw water on a chip fat fire it will take your face off

 

[surrey jim]

If you can't afford it don't have it. The only thing I owe money on is mortgage. Have seen people get into massive trouble through debts

 

[WATFORD zero]

Don't run with scissors

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

No-one ever said on their deathbed "I wish I'd spent more time in the office"

 

[dougdeep]

Nobody is born hating another.

 

[Return of the Rev]

Mate had just bought a 13k bedsit and said i should get a pad,£18500 first av 1 bed was my purchase mortgage all done now thanks glen

 

[El Presidente]

1: Never tell your partner you are having an affair, even when it has finished.

2: Never take a dump on the opposing team's dressing room floor, it only makes them play better.

 

[Bakero]

Oregano will get you through times of no money, better than money will get you through times of no Oregano.

You must really like oregano.

 

[Grombleton]

Don't do that in the sink.

 

[Seagull kimchi]

Oregano will get you through times of no money, better than money will get you through times of no Oregano.[/QUOTE

Keep on truckin...fabulous and furry!

 

[Seagull kimchi]

Money is shit - relationships are gold

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Love many. Trust few. Always paddle your own canoe.

 

[Triggaaar]

That's no moon

 

[Ulloa's Soul Patch]

Never take yourself too seriously

 

[red star portslade]

A rich elderly lothario once told me "Dear boy, if it floats, flies or ****s........Rent it"

 

[Jack Straw]

Don't get married.
Don't smoke.
I did both. I'm now a divorced asthmatic and it's cost me a fortune.

My advice would be just this;
Listen to older peoples' advice. They've been there and done it. They've made the mistakes you won't have to.

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

 

[BHAZiggy]

In 1989 a builder told me: "Don't buy now. There's likely to be a crash by the mid '90s and you'll save a fortune". I did save a fortune and my home is now paid for.

 

[HastingsSeagull]

That's no moon

It's a TRAP!!!

 

[Mowgli37]

Don't F*ck around